If you could take a shower with anyone in the world

I am not gay, but Chris Hemsworth seems to be who everyone is nuts about lately. Just yesterday I heard or saw four notoriously womanizing straight guys who mentioned wanting to boink him so yea, there's gotta be something there. Otherwise Cassandra Peterson(Elvira)

originally posted by: AlexandrosTheGreat
Just yesterday I heard or saw four notoriously womanizing straight guys who mentioned wanting to boink him so yea, there's gotta be something there.

I'm gonna break this down for you, if a 'straight dude' wants to have sex with another man then he is not straight.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm


I don't know about a shower but I'd definitely get in a hot tub with DB, we'd only need a glass of water to fill it up at that point.

I get to shower with at least three to four guys most evenings after gym (although there are mostly partitions from the side, so I'm not sure that counts).

Thus I'm pretty sorted.

It becomes pretty mundane after a while.

But nowadays some guys are so shy in the locker-room, they wear their underpants or towels until they disappear into the cubicle.

So I' d like to shower with one of them, just out of curiosity.
What are they hiding from the rest of us that we're not allowed to see?

Although the locker-rooms are strictly over 18, I have noticed an age difference here between most younger guys and older guys (from 40-80) and their levels of shyness.
I think the older guys really don't care about same-gender nudity, but I guess once you've been to the army or the mines you're really not that shy.

I mean in those days males were not expected to have much of a shy gene, and it was quickly socialized out of you (I mean even some US schools still had nude male swimming during PT until the early 1980's).
It's mostly the "younger" guys who are super shy.
I'm not sure if it has to do with a broader reduction of testosterone and male pride these days.
Maybe they think somebody's gonna perv at them.

But mostly I think it's some kind of vanity or complex about something unusual.
Flip, I hope it's not all female-to-male transgender dudes.
They could afford the "top" so far, but they're saving up for the "bottom" make-over.
No ways, that's when I start wearing shower-shorts!
Hence, I just wanna see what they're hiding that the other guys shouldn't behold.

a reply to: AlexandrosTheGreat

Yes. Only one person came to mind. Thor. Byron Bay. Outside shower. Just a passing thought.

Michelle Obama, so I can see if she really has a penis lol!

Are you insinuating I need a shower JAGStorm? .

I would soap her down and shave her back.

originally posted by: 4891morfih
a reply to: JAGStorm

Hillary Clinton.

Just for the gross out factor!

Ha ha...can you imagine? Ewww....😁

"It would be like showering with a half melted candle."


Or a couch that was left out in the rain.

bikini ifrit

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm


I don't know about a shower but I'd definitely get in a hot tub with DB, we'd only need a glass of water to fill it up at that point.

Dude, THIS is DB's statue.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Corrected😙

A celebrity, OK ... Charlie Sheen.

Preferably a younger version, but hey, I'd shower with him now just for the locker-room talk.

Both HIV-poz too, which I always wanted to ask him about.
Just ask while the water's still running.

a reply to: halfoldman

HIV positive is nothing these days.
Magic actually gets stronger everyday.
Hell, hiv meds have come so far in such little time, that magic doesn’t even have traces of it in his system any more.

Dana Perino

a reply to: Macenroe82

Well my viral load went to undetectable at the moment.

But if I stop the meds, it won't stay that way.

But not to divert the thread, I've always had the homoerotic hots for Charlie Sheen.

Natalie Portman

Smart and beautiful

AOC just to trigger her into a spastic fit with my MAGA hat.

Gwen Stefani

Or a Younger

Alicia Silverstone

originally posted by: billxam
AOC just to trigger her into a spastic fit with my MAGA hat.

It's OK, no one will judge you for wanting some AOC. 😜





LOL, jk, these cats would roast your ass.