To The Cynical, and all O'terkin'

As I shall deposit hither, and wit' neider legend nor key,
Both Sarcasm and Cynicism are like Mars and Pluto; both cold but one most teat-less, hear Ye!
And a life with neider chaos nor (int)eruptions be nothing short of Featless,
So drive ye swords of Cyincism, but know that we 'Sarcastics' remain Defeatless!! ;-)

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I'd change my name too if it was Weiner....

I smite thee with my fish !

a reply to: Groot

Ahhh yes, you just can't beat a good old fashioned fish smoting.

"Teat-less"?

So, if I am cynical, my teats will fall off?

This is confusing...

(If the "Sarcastics" are truly "defeat-less", why don't they play division one college football? )