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Since the aliens don’t eat as humans do, but absorb food through their skin like a jellyfish, the do not understand cooking. An abductee reported that an alien-human hybrid asked here to explain how cooking utensils, such as a spatula and ladle, are used. This question may have been raised in their planned attempt to integrate into human society ...
Movies like The Blob and Critters imagine aliens harvesting humans for food, an unpleasant prospect. But it doesn’t track with the science of nutrition, writes astrobiologist Lewis Dartnell. In order for aliens to get nourishment from eating us, their bodies would have to be capable of processing our molecules (like amino acids and sugars). And that requires having a similar biochemistry–a long shot for a species that hails from a different world. ...
Chantelle, a housewife who says she’s had thousands of extra-terrestrial experiences, reveals in an interview that they happen most often when she’s munching on fried chicken.
‘We’re eating Kentucky, look at the time and two hours has passed by,’ says Chantelle. ...
Since the aliens don’t eat as humans do, but absorb food through their skin like a jellyfish, the do not understand cooking. An abductee reported that an alien-human hybrid asked here to explain how cooking utensils, such as a spatula and ladle, are used. This question may have been raised in their planned attempt to integrate into human society ...
As far a 'utensils', remember the alien autopsy video? They removed some lens type apparatus from their eyes. We don't have a clue how to use that either.
So much of our daily lives center around food. Perhaps they see that as primitive?
They hypnotise their food animals (which is where they got the idea of abduction), and then suck the nutrients straight out of them.
I have no sources for this theory.
(Sleep well. Don't have nightmares)
originally posted by: the owlbear
I would like, nay, I NEED the link to the story of Chantelle and the KFC loving aliens.
That's some straight up South Park stuff right there.
I actually never watched that video TBH. I know, not a true CT if you haven't seen it, but still...aren't those probing devices??