God Will Answer Three Questions

I have been contemplating what the most important things to know are in my life of late. I think information is one of the most valuable commodities we can have. So, I made a play on the classic storyline of three wishes. If God came to you and offered to answer three questions for you, what would you ask It?

I then realized the questions and their sequence would be the key to this entire exercise. Maybe the first answer I received would steer the next questions I would ask. Then I realized that I probably didn’t have the wisdom to even ask the right questions.

So, I am asking you, my fellow ATSers, what would YOU ask God and why?

a reply to: Metallicus

What if I'm afraid of the answers?

Are there other forms of intelligent life outside of Earth?
How do I become enlightened spiritually?
What is the future (broadly) for everyone in my family including me?

What do you want from us?

Who shot JR...

Who shot JFK...

Should I get a flu shot...

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

My questions to god would be:

Did you mean it?

Would you change it?

Are you sorry?

a reply to: Metallicus


Who is your daddy?
What do you do all day?
Are you married?

a reply to: Metallicus


Wouldn't God already know the questions I'm going to ask?

If there are sentient animals (other than us hoomans) on earth, can you show me how to communicate?

Other than 'life as we know it' where do we find life as we DON'T know it?

Why is my girlfriend so good at getting under my skin?

originally posted by: windword
a reply to: Metallicus


Who is your daddy?
What do you do all day?
Are you married?

Smarty pants. I know you said that to be funny, but I honestly think they are good questions.

: P

Metallicus, seriously, it would take some time to come up with real honest questions, and to be in earnest in asking.

originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: windword
a reply to: Metallicus


Who is your daddy?
What do you do all day?
Are you married?

Smarty pants. I know you said that to be funny, but I honestly think they are good questions.

: P

I'll rephrase:
Where did you come from/do you have a creator?
What is your function?
How do you bond with the Universe?

originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
a reply to: Metallicus


Wouldn't God already know the questions I'm going to ask?

Not necessarily. Free will.

I think I'd only ask one. To paraphrase Bill Burr...

"You give me free will, make me suck at math....You make whores, and you think this thing isn't gonna go off the rails!?"

originally posted by: windword

originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: windword
a reply to: Metallicus


Who is your daddy?
What do you do all day?
Are you married?

Smarty pants. I know you said that to be funny, but I honestly think they are good questions.

: P

I'll rephrase:
Where did you come from/do you have a creator?
What is your function?
How do you bond with the Universe?

I like those too Oh smart-panted one.

a reply to: Metallicus

1) the truth of religion/afterlife.. since obviosly there is a god. I’m talking to him...

2) the truth about extraterrestrials.


3) I’m out of deep philosophical questions. So I guess next weeks lotto numbers!

a reply to: Metallicus

Why are we threatened with hell as a punishment for not having blind faith

Do you enjoy watching your children suffer, starve and die in pain each and everyday

Are you the devil in disguise

originally posted by: Metallicus
So, I am asking you, my fellow ATSers, what would YOU ask God and why?

WTF?
Seriously, WTF?
I'm going to Hell now, aren't I?

a reply to: Metallicus

The purpose of having God and religion is to answer the four great existential questions:
1. Who am I?
2. Why am I here?
3. What does it all mean?
4. What is going to happen to me when I die?

In terms of talking to God directly, a cheeky question would be: Can you have a thought so complex that even you don't understand it?

A morality based question would be how is it that you stand by an allow so much unnecessary evil to be happening in the World to so many people whom you supposedly love?

Why do people have tonsils or an appendix? What are they for?

Is our Big Bang the result of a star collapsing to a black hole in another dimension?

How can I make gravity shielding?

Is there a way to create a virus to reprogram our genes so our age genes think we are 20 years old again?

Is there intelligent life like us on other planets and if so where?

Is faster than light travel faster and how can it be done with materials purchased at Home Depot?