You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Maybe when I retire I can focus on adding mass so I can emulate my hero DB.

originally posted by: watchitburn
Maybe when I retire I can focus on adding mass so I can emulate my hero DB.

Stick a walrus to your back and you'll be half way there.

I'm not going to say I'm big, but I hold up my pants with the Van Allen Belt.


(I'll show myself out)

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

I have a restraining order. I have to stay at least 75 feet away from any all-you-can-eat buffets.

I used to be a supervisor over a salad bar buffet many years ago.I might have screamed if I saw you coming in the
front door.

a reply to: argentus

He threw it away after it got stained and no amount of bleach would work.

a reply to: argentus

You don't own a pig mask?

I'm not sure if this is an actual pic of him in his "mask" but I'm sure it's close.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

I have a restraining order. I have to stay at least 75 feet away from any all-you-can-eat buffets.

I used to be a supervisor over a salad bar buffet many years ago.

Isn't it about time you quit yer yapping and became a sammich supervisor?
...We're hangrey!

a reply to: Skid Mark


Not hairy enough.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's probably not fat enough either. Damn that was mean. Sorry.

a reply to: Skid Mark


One day he may eat you for that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

One day he may eat you for that.

I'm sure he can do it in one bite.

originally posted by: Skid Mark

I'm sure he can do it in one bite.

I think he should accept that challenge.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think he should accept that challenge.

Maybe not. I get nervous farts.

a reply to: Skid Mark


Flavoring.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think he should accept that challenge.

Maybe not. I get nervous farts.

Nervous Farts was the name of my band in college.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Flavoring.

It'll taste like crap.

Nervous Farts was the name of my band in college.

They must be a punk band.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Barbershop Quartet.

My stage name was Ringo.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Skid Mark

Barbershop Quartet.

My stage name was Ringo.

You guys were terrific.
I still have an old vinyl of "The Dung Beatles Greatest Hits"

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Skid Mark

Barbershop Quartet.

My stage name was Ringo.

You guys were terrific.
I still have an old vinyl of "The Dung Beatles Greatest Hits"

My favorite was, "Imagine . . there's no toilet paper at the Taco Bell lav"

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Skid Mark

Barbershop Quartet.

My stage name was Ringo.

You guys were terrific.
I still have an old vinyl of "The Dung Beatles Greatest Hits"

My favorite was, "Imagine . . there's no toilet paper at the Taco Bell lav"

Was that from your 'Brown' Album?