I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

Is that Interdimensional Portal still open? I need to stick a cork in it Nelson is too right, the sheep in Wales do indeed run east even though a Geeerman once told me they run West...Hold on, are you sure you were talking to the right Nelson though?

originally posted by: eisegesis
In my timeline, you still owe me a trip to the New York Historical Society!

We are having a NYC meet up in October.

...and in a game where the lowest score wins, you've just been awarded ZERO points for making this thread.

Kind of matches the amount of actual Mandela Effects.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Hey, mister. Found this on the baggage carousel.

Is that your answer to d*** in a box?

a reply to: desert

How about...

Swiss Chocolate Effect Resonāre Nelson

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: CatandtheHatchet

That's it! Or as we say in California, Eureka! Ok, "burrowing", AugustusMasonicus, Augie ......

Augie's Auger

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Less of the rosmantic interludes bitte!

a reply to: desert

hmm

a good cocktail name its got to be punchy, cheezy and memorable... How about existential angst.....nope too Goth....how about Swizz Cheeze for when you need a night to forget?

Remember now that the ME is confirmed in some reality that Pool was yours...or you were your neighbor....wait...it's so confusing, just assume its yours and drink to forget.

originally posted by: desert
Augie's Auger

I like it.

It drills into your head and fills it up with stoopid.

originally posted by: smurfy

Is that Interdimensional Portal still open? I need to stick a cork in it Nelson is too right, the sheep in Wales do indeed run east even though a Geeerman once told me they run West...Hold on, are you sure you were talking to the right Nelson though?

I was talking to Nelson Mandela, not the British super hero Whore Ratio Nelson.

I can try to contact him, I bet he has some doozies to tell.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

But it's a mint gummie, right? It's not, like, kiddie meds cherry or grape, or perm apple, is it?

Because gag.

originally posted by: Gryphon66

May I say for the record until the Mandala Wave hits this post (this what the "Mandela Effect" is known as in my home-world) ... you're a veritable comic genius.

I cannot take credit for the great man's replies. Once Debbie the Demon got him cranked up there was no stopping him.

I personally would have gone for Elvis.

originally posted by: In4ormant

I personally would have gone for Elvis.

I can only get the dead ones.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
But it's a mint gummie, right? It's not, like, kiddie meds cherry or grape, or perm apple, is it?

Because gag.

As long as they are the Haribo sugar free worms I don't care, just give me the whole damn package.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once saw Nelson chilling in central park with tupac and biggie feeding the pigeons waiting on a chess board. I immediately went for another drink.

originally posted by: Brotherman
I immediately went for another drink.

Drano or Sterno?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

STOP INTERLUDING ROSMANTICALLY. I've TOLD you!

So - I started reading the OP again.....and
if you talk to Ned again, tell him that some of us are sorry that his name is on this thing - this phenomenon of sudden fame.

(I mean, really - hasn't he already had his Fifteen? It's kinda silly.)

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Oh, yes, that sounds so sophisticated, too! When I serve it in my crystal cordial glasses, I will call it the "Swiss Chocolate Effect Resonāre Nelson" or SCERN, for short. I will use "Augie's Auger" when I serve it in my plastic shot glasses.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
(I mean, really - hasn't he already had his Fifteen? It's kinda silly.)

Seriously. The guy has a Bay and a Square named after him, now he has to have an entire physics-defying effect attributed to him?

Greedy bastard.