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Fun Puns!

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ChefSlug

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 12:05 PM
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What did the small marsupial say as he was drinking earl grey?


This is some koala tea!


the owlbear

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 12:09 PM
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and leg cut off in a horrible industrial accident?

He's all right now.


Greathouse

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 01:17 PM
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a reply to: ChefSlug

Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms -

Ideal for idiots who dont know when to pull out


Ridhya

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 01:44 PM
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chr0naut

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: ChefSlug

Oh dear PUNishment!


NightFlight

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 01:53 PM
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Hear about the lady who backed into a fan?



Disaster


aboutface

posted on Feb, 24 2015 @ 02:41 PM
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For those who like puns (ok there are a couple of groaners included for all tastes), there's an online History of the World in Puns. I kid you not.

Clickety click here.

A dinosaur with an extended vocabulary is called a thesaurus.


new_here

posted on Feb, 25 2015 @ 02:35 AM
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a reply to: ChefSlug

Q: Why did the Leper lose at poker?

A: He threw in his hand.

(I know... ewww ewww ewww.)

Q: What do you call a Leper in the bathtub?

A: Stu

(Icky gross-out, sorry for the nausea.)


kennyb72

posted on Feb, 25 2015 @ 03:11 AM
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a reply to: ChefSlug

Q: What's a Sh!tsu ?

A: A zoo without any animals




edit on 25-2-2015 by kennyb72 because: censorship




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