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Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites
The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.
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At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.
“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.
“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”
originally posted by: TheComte
This is so wrong. If they offer amnesty to these people then it will only encourage more illegal immigrants to enter the country. It will become a unstoppable tidal wave of undocumented aliens. America is going down the tubes, man.
originally posted by: buster2010
Karma can be a B**** huh? You reap what you sow.
“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”
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originally posted by: Tardacus
my ancestors didn`t come to America until the early 1900`s that was after all the indian killing and land stealing was already done.
Slavery had also already been outlawed by then too, so they didn`t own any slaves, they didn`t kill any Indians, they didn`t steal any land. I don`t feel any guilt.