Operation FIGHTBACK! Poking Kim Jung Un With Sticks And Other Pointy Things

Ya know... There is silliness, then there is stupidity, then there is absolute ignorance... And then there is North Korea. Well, not the poor souls stuck living there against their wills - I am speaking directly of their Glorious, Dear Leader Kim Jung Un. I can remember some years back either writing a thread or posting to an extant one about how Kim Jung Un might be a breath of fresh air, having been exposed so extensively to Western culture. I had even hoped that he might, over time, manage to build up a cabal around him that would allow him to drop the obnoxious and belligerent image that NK seems so happy to portray.

Good GOD was I wrong.

For those who don't know, our Tubbiest Leader is threatening to NUKE Sony's Global HQ in Japan.. Yup, just sit there - clear your mind - and let it sink all the way in. This tiny little man has threatened to use nuclear weapons on a building simply because that company made a parody movie of him.

FREAKING NUKE.

That, right there my friends, is the breaking point. That is where he has lost all credibility as a world leader and turned into some parodied and twisted version of the portayal given his father by Trey Parker and Matt Stone imagined in Team America World Police.

I did mention NUKING SONY? Right???

Add that to the unfathomable amount of coddling that this man has been given by the world, as it was given to his father and granfather before hiim as well and... Damn it. Enough is enough. Some third world dictator who only exists because he apparently gives the Chinese a scapegoat for their own shenanigans does not deserve respect or to be spoken of with any level of dignity.

The man ( or those pulling his puppet strings ) are demented beyond comprehension. And that angers me.

In a perfect world I, or any one of us, could simply knock on his door and either back him down or knock him out - write humiliating things all over him with Sharpies, take pictures, and then flood the Internet with them. He'd wake up, get stitches, hurt for a few days, spend a few months getting pointed at and laughed at in public... and he'd learn not be such a flaming idiot.

But this is not that perfect world - so, instead, I've decided to do the next best thing. The one thing I can do from where I am at and with the tools at my disposal...

I'm going to Make fun of his ass! Hopefully others will join in the liberating and joyous process of venting our collective rage over this irrational ignorance that is literally bringing the world to the brink of war. Because of this ONE movie and this ONE meglomaniacal midget, we've had massive communications disruptions in the form of nearly non stop DDoS attacks. We've had the kind of rhetoric being spoken that hasn't been heard since Hitler said "No, I have no plans to invade Poland... Excuse me for a second... Hey, guys, go invade Poland real quick. Yah?"

Yes, yes, yes. I know we are conspirators and the fact that it's all too ridiculous to be real means that it probably isn't and that it's all a smokescreen for something else. But until I figure out what that something else is, I'm going to keep gnawing on this bone.

So, without further ado... Let the Kim Jung Un jokes, memes, and bashing commence!













There! Now if the grumpy little man wants somebody to nuke and a good reason for it - he's got it!

Now I feel a little better... Oh wait, I promised pointy things....

a reply to: Hefficide

He is pathetic.

a reply to: Hefficide

a reply to: Hefficide

Are we absolutely, without any doubt that this is north korea's hacking. How do we know that hackers have not broken into sony's presumably microsoft's defences and there is far mor at stake than just some daft film. Kim didn't react to the Bond film about north korea so why be bothered by a film most in his own country would never watch? Makes no sense to me.

Surely if north korea could access sony, then they can access a lot more sensitive businesses computer systems? Is the world or certain country's being blackmailed by the hackers demand of "If you don't etc etc" we will bring down a government or an institute the public will notice has been hacked and will panic the public into civil disorder you can't contain and you will all loose your power.

Surely you would go for bankers and defence etc were you Kim?

up to this point, what is the proof that it was them aside from your government telling you so?
have they released anykind of hard evidence showing that?
or is the just the american people following orders with tail wagging?

I believe it is not proper to engage in the demeaning and insult of others, altogether. For one to assume such posture is likely not healthy for the hater's own spiritual being.
However, this OP is particularly representative of a disturbing cultural dynamic i see in America today. The hatred of America is so easily excited at the direction of Government spokesmen and mass media's declarations.
We see this of late with Putin, and in the past with a number of World Leaders whom have been marginalized, accused and slandered mercilessly, often by unconfirmed reasoning. Always it is with leaders eventually targeted by the American globalists.
It is fun for Americans because we are full of Hate and Judgement; we are willing to believe that we "know" because we were told so, and to further react emotionally. We think ignorantly that we are better than others. It is dangerous, we must learn to not react emotionally to what the media tells us to. We mustn't allow propaganda to work.

www.businessinsider.com...

North Korea denied the attack 8 days ago. We were not told this in the MSM.

North Korea has been on the PNACs hit list since the turn of the century. The Project For a New American Century envisions Southeast Asia as the next operational theater, and ringing China and the Soviet Union is the plan. Occupation of the entire Korean Peninsula is in the eventual objective.

After all, it is the US with the world's largest super computer data center, and it is evermore clear the West's regime change gameplan is circling the world. Things are perfectly convenient, as always, for the globalists, now that we have been invisibly "attacked" by n Korea.

And the American frenzy has been whipped up more easily than ever because our precious entertainment has been affected.
So this thread will play perfectly to the intended 'reaction' of Americans to this 'problem" now with Axis of Evil N Korea.
Now the first stages of the Globalist "Solution" in Southeast Asia will commence with the prerequisite blessing of American Hatred.
Forgive my being a buzzkill; please have fun epitomizing in this thread.

a reply to: ecapsretuo

How many times has Kim threatened to nuke or harm Americans? How many times has he threatened South Korea and even sunk a South Korean vessel for no reason? Forget the movie thing, the guy is a douche to say the least and deserves to be ridiculed. Stop with the psycho babble B.S. and let us have fun.

Thanks,
DPJ

*cough* *cough* vent forum *cough* *cough*

a reply to: Hefficide

So I guess we can expect more DDoS attacks at ATS to follow ?

a reply to: BornAgainAlien

I'm actually expecting an announcement on CNN that my house is going to be nuked.

a reply to: Hefficide

...or we get to read your sleazy emails soon.

a reply to: ecapsretuo

Is it being played on the MSM non-stop for 24 hour cycles, if the answer to this question is yes, you can rest assured that every aspect of the story is at the very least altered, at most completely fabricated.

In this case I think there are far more nefarious elements at work here, I mean christ you can have institutional corruption at every level of Murica and barely stir the people, get some half-baked written movie pulled and the American people freak out!

Also it is in the vent forum, not joke forum, I think it is appropriate to point out that if they had such great hackers they would have gone after a better target than Sony!

a reply to: ecapsretuo

Nah dude, you got it all wrong.

This thread actually perfectly demonstrates why I'm personally so obsessed with american culture and why it's the most superior culture in the world. Completely insensitive and inappropriate content is considered just fine, as long as it's just a joke, lol.

I actually flagged this thread, and I don't give out my flags lightly.

In a perfect world I, or any one of us, could simply knock on his door and either back him down or knock him out - write humiliating things all over him with Sharpies, take pictures, and then flood the Internet with them. He'd wake up, get stitches, hurt for a few days, spend a few months getting pointed at and laughed at in public... and he'd learn not be such a flaming idiot.

Or it could send them totally postal, make them grab a few guns and a couple hundred rounds of ammo and head down to the nearest school to start a real life game of GTA. Appreciate the above was said in jest but the whole concept still lacks any class

I read the linked article, I have no idea if its a reliable source or not but its wording didnt say Kimmy said anything, it said the state media spokesman did and he was most likely just saying it to kiss some tubby glorious leader behind.
Im guessing thinking this dude speaks for Kimbo is like saying Rush Limbaugh speaks for Obama.

That said I have no issue with anyone taking the piss out of him so will watch the thread and have a chuckle

Firstly, Kim is a fool and I don't like in anyway and think that if IF this hack was him he went over board with the threat, could you imagine the medias reaction if it was King Obama who was parodied in one of their films? they'd go nuts.

While i do not agree with North Korea or its policies, i do think that this thread is immature in nature.

"North Korea is angry about Kim Jong-Un's representation in a movie...let's go and make more fun of him..."

I will not engage in these acts, as there are some things which should first be taken into account.

1 - As far as i am aware, North Korea has not directly threatened Sony's HQ, nor Japan with nuclear destruction. Your source is taking its information from a South Korean newspaper which claims that a North Korean newspaper described targeting Japan. That is far from any official diplomatic proclamation against a state, even if the North Korean newspaper in general is state-sponsored propaganda.

2 - Believe it nor not, Kim Jong-Un is likely not responsible for everything that his state does. As there was with Adolf Hitler, there are people surrounding Kim Jong-Un who oversee different sectors of government. The North Korean OGD, for example, holds much power in that they oversee affairs regarding the military, security and state policies. Indeed, it could be the OGD, and not Kim Jong-Un himself, who conduct the threats and attacks. We simply do not know.

3 - North Korea has actually improved under Kim Jong-Un. Its GDP and living conditions are generally improving. North Korea's economy is growing, and it is able to afford much more.

4- Following on from the previous point, analysts predict that Kim Jong-Un can implement his own policies now that North Korea's traditional three year mourning period is over. They just finished their third year mourning Kim Jong-il, and analysts predict that this is the time when Kim Jong-Un could actually begin to make pronounced changes. Add to this the fact that Kim Jong-Un has only recently gained a solid grip on power after having to purge officers from his father's regime...

Overall, we simply do not know much about North Korea or its internal structures. As such, it is foolish to assume things and take action on those assumptions. Personally, i will give Kim Jong-Un the benefit of the doubt. He has managed to improve North Korea's internal structures, and has even reached out to other states and councils in an apparent attempt at improving relations. Now that he seems to hold further power than his recent years, i will wait and see what more he can do.

originally posted by: BornAgainAlien
a reply to: Hefficide

So I guess we can expect more DDoS attacks at ATS to follow ?

Well, damit, Heff, quite stoking the fires of the PC amongst our own as you have induced them herein to crawl from their comfy holes. If they ever get organized enough to believe in anything other than their own self-righteousness, we be in deep trouble.

it would be nice if we could use dennis rodman as a trigger man
he seems to be tight with the fat boy

he could be turned into a manchurian candidate...

then we could sent him to visit with un, un more time and bring lots of cheese to distract him.
then he gets a phone call
dennis?
dennis rodman?
dennis blew it with carmen electra you dumb ass rodman?

then he will be activited. while un has his fat head buried in a chunk of gouda, rodman can take out his belly button ring(really. a guy with a belly button ring? he has one) and kill him till he his dead.

then we can finally watch movies

a reply to: Hefficide

Glorious Leader 3.0 was gifted to mankind by the gods...


Haven't you read any of the informative histories linked on North Korea's official website?

Bad form dude, seriously....


On a lighter note

a reply to: SLAYER69

Nahhh could it be??