Kim Jong Un's sister takes control in North Korea

Reports from S. Korea say that Kim Jong Un's sister has taken control of the country. Un has been having medical issues lately, and has not been seen in public since he was last seen limping on to the stage at his last speech. Definitely does not sound good for him, lets hope his sister is not HALF the tyrant he is.

Kim Yo-jong, the younger sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, might be leading the hermit kingdom instead of her brother, a recent report from Seoul-based think tank, North Korea Intellectuals Solidarity (NKIS) revealed.

According to NKIS on October 1, Kim Jong-un — who has failed to appear at official events since early September — is getting medical treatment at Bonghwa Clinic from both domestic and foreign medical teams. Meanwhile, in his absence, Kim Yo-jong is charged with handling important government decisions.

An unnamed source told NKIS that a decision to give Kim Jong-un extended medical treatment was made at a meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea on September 6. The meeting was reportedly held at Kim Yo-jong’s suggestion.

As a result of the meeting, Pyongyang decided four things. First, to give special and extended medical treatment to Kim Jong-un in order to quickly restore his health. Second, all North Korean high level officials and party members should be responsible in following Kim’s previous orders. Third, the party and army should be on wartime-like alert while Kim Jong-un is out of commission. Lastly, all the important matters related to government administration should be reported to Kim Yo-jong, so that Kim Jong-un can concentrate on getting better.

Kim Yo-jong is the daughter of the former North Korean leader Kim Jong-il and his wife, Kim Yong-hui. She was first spotted at a photo session for participants at the 3rd Conference of the Workers’ Party of Korea in September 2010, when she stood next to her father’s personal secretary.

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a reply to: thesmokingman
Maybe China finally whacked him and made a deal with the sister to straighten the place out.

What can I say? She's cute. Now let's see if she's as out of touch with reality as the rest of her family.

a reply to: intrepid

From the link? That's a MAN, baby!

a reply to: yeahright

originally posted by: yeahright
a reply to: intrepid

From the link? That's a MAN, baby!

Is there a second link?
Because if there isn't... I didn't see any female at the link.

a reply to: thesmokingman

Hmm, interesting turn of events.

Shes not terrible looking, either.


She can't be worse than Kim Jong Moe.

originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: yeahright

Thanks.
She does have a different hairstyle than her Dear Leader Bro, at least.

a reply to: thesmokingman

the hermit kingdom

NK should use that for tourism PR. Makes the place sound like somewhere Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf might go to recuperate after questing against evil.

I bet his sister is telling the population that she's arm-barred Rhonda Rousey in the first round and wiped her sweat off with Cyborg.

originally posted by: thesmokingman
lets hope his sister is not HALF the tyrant he is.

That's sexist. I believe a woman is fully qualified for the role and can absolutely fulfill the expectations of being a megalomaniacal dictator... she's just going to only get half the pay her brother recieved.

Okay, she's definitely not a toad.

Apparently the little leader has gout, brought on by his swiss cheese addiction. Oh, curse you first world problems in the third world.

originally posted by: yeahright
a reply to: intrepid

From the link? That's a MAN, baby!

Either way she is twice the man of her brother.

True or not, if the GrandExaltedSupremeMostHigh leader himself gets wind of this rumor, and it isn't true, the sister better run for the hills. And yes, she's cute, much more so than any member of her family I've seen so far. Wouldn't mind having a State Dinner with her.

originally posted by: thesmokingman

originally posted by: yeahright
a reply to: intrepid

From the link? That's a MAN, baby!

Either way she is twice the man of her brother.

ZING!!!! Yeah, he's pretty "cute" too, isn't he?

originally posted by: yeahright
Okay, she's definitely not a toad.

Apparently the little leader has gout, brought on by his swiss cheese addiction. Oh, curse you first world problems in the third world.

Im sure his cognac addiction did not help either.

I wouldn't give this too much credence (as in hoping that she would change the country's direction,) unless the KCNA comes out with something about her. As of today, they're still promoting the cult of personality for Kim Jong-un and Dear Leader's Juche ideology.

originally posted by: yeahright
Okay, she's definitely not a toad.

Of course not. Everyone that has seen Gran Torino knows that Toad:



...is is Vietnamese. Pfft.

originally posted by: adjensen
I wouldn't give this too much credence (as in hoping that she would change the country's direction,) unless the KCNA comes out with something about her. As of today, they're still promoting the cult of personality for Kim Jong-un and Dear Leader's Juche ideology.

I also am a little skeptical, but based on the fact that he does appear to be in very poor health, I would definitely not put it out of the realm of possibilities.

originally posted by: Aleister
True or not, if the GrandExaltedSupremeMostHigh leader himself gets wind of this rumor, and it isn't true, the sister better run for the hills. And yes, she's cute, much more so than any member of her family I've seen so far. Wouldn't mind having a State Dinner with her.

I dont know, Kim has a pretty extensive security detail protecting him, I am sure she will be heavily protected as well.

originally posted by: thesmokingman

originally posted by: Aleister
True or not, if the GrandExaltedSupremeMostHigh leader himself gets wind of this rumor, and it isn't true, the sister better run for the hills. And yes, she's cute, much more so than any member of her family I've seen so far. Wouldn't mind having a State Dinner with her.

I dont know, Kim has a pretty extensive security detail protecting him, I am sure she will be heavily protected as well.

Yes, but not from her uncle-killing brother. With his paranoia he may be having family reunions of one.