Which celebrities would you like to not exist anymore?

I think that there are many famous people who people would like not to exist: I am not saying that these people should be killed at all, just that they annoy so many people and cause so much #e in the world that the worlds would beb better if they didnt exist. I know that different people would have different people they would like to not exist, but here are mine and please add your own.(These arent in any particular order.

1.I would say Ruby wax but she seems to have been somehow eliminated on her own: YEEEEESSSSS
2.Lenny Henry: he was ok once upon a time and then his ex wife convinced him to be less funny, and now he talks about racial quotas all the time and therefore he gets my golden bullet award for a celebrity to not exist anymore.
3. Stephen fry
4.Shami Chakrabarti: she isnt really a celebrity but is on question time from time to time and is ado gooder of the type that F@@KS everything up and so for the sake of the world she would have to go.
5.Graham Norton: he was edgy at one time and while I admit it is difficult being edgy as a comedian/presenter in a time when many mainstream stars have been caught having sex with dead bodies or having sex with a poodle up the garry glitter of something, but still he has to go.
6. Tim Wonacott, for being annoying and filling bargain hunt with public school Wan#ers and then being on the tv every f'#cking day.
7. Every celebrity chef on the planet.
8.Everyone who has ever appeared in that bloody QI: yes I know this means eliminatin Stephen fry twice but he deserves it more and should be hung drawn and quartered.
9.British politicians chosen at randon who appear on TV just to keep them on their toes.

Who else should cease to exist?

ALL OF THEM. The worlds a stage and we all are each others audience.

a reply to: werewolf99

I must admit if I was doing the list in order Tim Wonnacott and the QI people would be joint first place. Put them in a line and they could all be got rid of with one bullet.

a reply to: werewolf99

Everyone with the last name Kardashian.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

One big bomb would do it, there must be loads of ex IRA who could make themselves useful: what good are terrorists if they always kill the wrong people anyway.

a reply to: werewolf99

Also maybe these Hollywood dynasties too, they piss people off Hollywood and the world being full of actors working as barstaff and some dick gets in through his dad being famous. Just do them in: there will always be plenty of people to replace them.

a reply to: werewolf99

Wait...

I thought we were just wishing they never existed in the first place, like they were never born or we could go to an alternate universe where the just didn't exist...

I don't want them to be killed at all, that's f***ed up, I just think they are annoying as hell. Especially when even the local news feels like it is necessary to comment on their antics.

I don't want them dead, I just want them to go away. I didn't realize this was going to be some sick celebricide thread, so if you want them dead, I take it back and say no one, because they never did anything to deserve being killed before their appointed time comes.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Michael Jackson.


Wait a minute....

a reply to: werewolf99

Everyone associated with the television show Big Brother. Everyone who is associated with Made in Chelsea, The Only Way Is Essex, or any television show like it, the entire cast past and present of the following television programs:

EastEnders
Coronation Street
Holly oaks
Neighbours
Basically anyone who has ever been in a soap opera, any soap opera, in any country.

Also, Miley Cyrus, Justin sodding Beiber, anyone who ever produced a "garage" music album (you know, oxide and neutrino and all that bloody crap), anyone who ever made music without being capable of either actually singing, or playing an honest to God instrument (that's right you disk jockey, sample thieving bastards, I mean you), THE ENTIRE CAST OF HARRY POTTER, AND THE AUTHOR ALSO!

I am not even nearly done, but I think all my rage is spent for now.

a reply to: werewolf99

All of the celebrities famous for just being famous or rich, that would include tools like the Kardashians, Hiltons plus any monarchy of your choice. And they don't have to be eliminated, just made to wallow through the welfare lines and soup kitchens for the rest of their lives.

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat
HAD to give you a star on that one.....

That Snooki creature has to go back to its cave.

Peace

a reply to: werewolf99

Tops Kayne West. I can't stand that guy. I literally only joined Twitter years ago to mess with him. It was quite fun but he never responded lol

Kim Kardashian she can go too. She is famous for what a porn tape and selling herself for any reason that will give her money? Way to go America.

Miley Cyrus needs to go to rehab and get help first and then disappear. She is a vile thing and I feel sorry for her to be honest. She WILL regret what she is doing now just wait....that is if she doesn't end up dead by the time she is 30.

The rest of them I could careless about but these three are always on some magazine or in my FB feed and it is annoying because they are famous for being an ass basically.

The Kardashians can go too. lol

originally posted by: CagliostroTheGreat
a reply to: werewolf99

Everyone with the last name Kardashian.

this this this 1000 times this

iid like to add
Kayne West
every single persion from the reality game shows
umm every single persion on a mtv show except rob and his crew i like them

Chuck Liddell for bitting hoyce gota include tyson also boxer vs wife really
Matt Hughes idk why i just dont like him
every single one whos a member of scientology ... sorry will
Kim Jong-il dose he count ... where making a list so why not add some

a reply to: werewolf99

"Reality" stars, stars that think their opinions actually matter, stars that are famous for nothing.......no need to name names.......

a reply to: werewolf99
Every "celebrity" I do not care for already does not exist.
My secret???

I avoid watching or talking about them, therefore they do not really exist in my world.
Now if you wanted a real good thread, you would have replaced the word celebrity with politician.
I have yet to find an effective way to make any of them go away, I'm still hopeful though!

I don't think I would wish anyone completely out of existence, that'a a bit much I think.

however I think society would have been and would be far better off if these celebrities were out of the spotlight completely.

The whole Kardashian clan, and their husbands.
The whole cast of the Jersey Shore, Real World, Big Brother, the whole cast of that pregnant teen show basically anything on MTV
Al Sharpton
Rev Jesse Jackson
Honey Boo Boo and her mother
The whole cast of those real housewifes

I think all of the above mentioned serve to only dumb society down, the shows and anyone who would take part in them is useless to the world in my opinion.

I know this post is no help but I felt the urge for stardom :-) So without further ado I have none and I know of none because we don't do TV.

22 Years ago we gave it up except for special occasions and when we do watch it the commercials and adds make us Ill.
Up until about 8 years ago we would purchase the National Enquirer and then one day we realized we did not recognize anyone at all in this tabloid.

Free bread and Circuses anyone?

Regards, Iwinder

a reply to: werewolf99

Anyone connected to:
Kardashians
Honey boo boo
Naked & Affriad
Dance Moms
Real housewives from ANYWHERE
Giuliana & Bill
Kate plus anything
Sister Wives
Dog the dumbass hunter
Wife Swap
And what kind of dumbass tells producers "Sex sent me to the ER"

You can put the MSM into the toilet with a good deal of bleach and flush twice. ATS is always two days ahead at least. More news is reported at ATS everyday than all of the MSM combined all week.

I would rather watch golf than this crapola. Golf is perfect for napping....

Almost forgot, and any politician that wants to tell me something hey think is important. They could start a reality show with those bozos called "Who can pass a lie detector test"... If you fail the floor opens up and you fall into a shark tank, now theres a show that would bounce a nielsen box right off the TV.

a reply to: Iwinder

Up until about 8 years ago we would purchase the National Enquirer and then one day we realized we did not recognize anyone at all in this tabloid.

Heh, that's called aging, my friend.

Hubby and I laugh about how we haven't got a clue who half of these people are on the rag mag covers when we're standing in the grocery line.





Aside from others already mentioned, I'd like to see a heavy duty paycut to Will Ferrell's salary... nobody could get any more annoying than that guy. Who the hell is this guy's agent and why the hell did they think he was funny enough to represent ?!