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A new theory suggests that our male ancestors evolved beefy facial features as a defence against fist fights.
The bones most commonly broken in human punch-ups also gained the most strength in early "hominin" evolution.
They are also the bones that show most divergence between males and females.
The paper, in the journal Biological Reviews, argues that the reinforcements evolved amid fighting over females and resources, suggesting that violence drove key evolutionary changes.
BOOT TO THE HEAD
performed by the Frantics
PART I : THE LESSON
MASTER: Approach student, close the circle at the feet of the master. You
have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwon
Leap. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your
own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm...
STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir!
MASTER: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of
the pond?
EG: Me! Ed Gruberman!
MASTER: E-Ed Gruberman.
EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take?
MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading
forever towards the horizon.
EG: So like, what, an hour or so?
MASTER: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you
must learn patience.
EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?
MASTER: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.
EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Yah
yah yah hwoom!
MASTER: 'Beat people up'...
EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing
bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?
MASTER: The only use of Tae Kwon Leap is self-defense. Do you know who
said that? Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher.
EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said
that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.
MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of
hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm.....
EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I
gonna start wipin' the walls with you?
MASTER: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that
you might see.
EG: All right! Finally some action!
MASTER: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (drunkenly): Owww! You booted me in the head!
MASTER: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of
Tae Kwon Leap so soon.
EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my head!
MASTER: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm...
EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are
ya chicken?
MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it
now.
MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?
MASTER: Now class, we shall return to our..
STUDENT2: Master?
MASTER: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student.
STUDENT2: Many apologies, master. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong.
MASTER: What do you mean?
STUDENT2: I want to boot some head, too.
MASTER: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?
STUDENT2: Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger
is a weapon only to one's opponent.
MASTER: Very good.
STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!)
MASTER: You missed.
STUDENT2: Yeah. Well...
MASTER: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson...
STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going...
MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh....
MASTER: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?
STUDENT3: Yes, master. Not a single one of us could defeat you.
MASTER: You gain wisdom, child.
STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!
(Master throws many Boot-to-the-head's and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning
in pain)
MASTER: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into
the heart of the candle of meditation.
UNISON: Ohhhmmmm....
MASTER: Very good, class.
The idea that our very bodies are designed for violence is undesirable, it suggests that under a thin veneer of civilization we are not that different from the animals.
originally posted by: AfterInfinity
a reply to: Subnatural
The idea that our very bodies are designed for violence is undesirable, it suggests that under a thin veneer of civilization we are not that different from the animals.
But we are animals.
originally posted by: AfterInfinity
a reply to: Subnatural
The idea that our very bodies are designed for violence is undesirable, it suggests that under a thin veneer of civilization we are not that different from the animals.
But we are animals.
bighornfighting.blogspot.com...
The bony structures in their heads are adapted to protect the brain from the tremendous impact. Bighorn sheep have a double-layered skull honeycombed with bone struts to protect their brains during their impressive head-banging battles. Thick tendons link the skull and spine to help recoil from the impact.
originally posted by: Psynic
If you wish to be disagreed with then I'm your man.
The evolutionary differences between the facial features of men and women has more to do with their divergent roles as hunters opposed to homemakers.
originally posted by: liejunkie01
I have posted in the past here on ATS that aggression and greed are in our DNA. Dating back to when hunter gatherers were trying to be the one's with the biggest hunt or catch.
Only to be ridiculed by many on here.
Peace is a pipe dream and will never happen to the human race until an evolutionary process changes our very fabric of dna.
It is the way we are. I just don't get why people think we should and can live in peace and harmony. The past tells the story friends.
All of the politically correctness is only fueling the fire of hate. Onlythis time it is hate that is bottled inside until one absolutely explodes.
We have the ability to heal from injury, not exactly the same as being adapted to violence.
We are adaptable to violence, not designed for violence.