I need a new microwave

My Wife asked me why I carry a gun at home. I told her "Decepticons"

She laughed, I laughed, the microwave laughed....


I need a new microwave.

a reply to: DAVID64

I recall a video where AI writes jokes. The animated comedian does a microwave impression (head turns into microwave) and he says "I dropped out of oven college" which was surprisingly funny given a robot came up with it.

Stupid video but the joke is (barely) relevant.

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a reply to: stonerwilliam

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See my reply in that thread and look above ????

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Not a microwave, but a similar story.

So, before lock-down and electricity failures were happening, so I unplugged my CD player.

Now I want to make it work again.

OK, clean the lazer-thingie with vodka.

But I hear the CD going round and round.

Then I realized, it's the little wires going into the speakers crackling and not working!

Even the sales-dude back then said: "It's not going to last more than two years".

And these wires ... not even 1mm, and my glasses keep falling off.

Very Micky Mouse.

Buy gym equipment for a few USD.

When the cable snaps.

Another thing standing around.

Guitar cables for me, are almost fetishistic.

I mean Brian May's noodle-like lead in the Bohemian Rhapsody video.

And of course, Freddie included wiring into the show.

I like to abuse microwave ovens.
I strip them down and cannibalise them. Yum!
and they are Very easy to fix. they fuse is made to die!

DO NOT TRY THIS! un'less you would like a painful death.
I used the High volt to kill weeds in the garden!

bet most of you did not know that years ago
some of them used aluminium wire insted of copper.
Now! they use transistors and a small coil!

It was a Big coil big diode big capacitor and the magnetron.
with a timer. see youtube.

I can only see that this is to make them EASY to die.
Built in obsolescence.
If you are on this web site you Must learn
More about Built in obsolescence.
See www.videoproject.org...
P.S. the highes volts I have been hit with was 380V ac 200 amp.
jumpt up and screamd. hurt my arms. it went across my chest.
I Should be dead? no luck yet.
Never been hit with more?
even though I play with it, up to 16KV ac.

You may not think it but I know what I am doing 55 years old.
its just that every one can lose concentration/focus.
oh and I dont conduct it very well.

Always remember that it HURTS a LOT.

Grandpa, what like>.