ATS Limerick Collection [Feb2014]

There once was a website so daring
Where the greatest of minds kept sharing
The conspiracies flew
And when they were through
Shiny hats we were all wearing!

There once was an interesting thread
That kept me from going to bed.
My husband was mad,
But not nearly as bad
As when I put foil on my head!

There once was a crazy post,
About seeing Elvis’s ghost.
I thought it was lame,
Or maybe a game,
But then it was on Coast to Coast!

Bigfoot is real I tell you
Loch Ness and Dragons too
But until they are found
Keep your feet on the ground
Or the skeptics are going to get you!


The thread of the spaceship with spokes
Or the demon cat that smokes
No pics… didn’t happen
In the ATS fashion
And now we declare thee a HOAX!

When posting a thread to a forum
Remember to use some decorum
Speak your mind
State your find
Keep it short or you might start to bore ‘em!

When dealing with ATS trolls
Remember we all have our roles
Newbies one line you
Skeptics deny you
And moderators will eat your souls!

Hahaha! That's awesome! I gave you a 'gold' star!

reply to post by Cameoii


There once was a poster named Cameoli
Who posted seven limericks only
They were all ATS based
Surely not made in haste
Now this limerick here dont feel lonely

Yay! My limericks have made a friend!

That was fun.. like it.