Oh ATS [Feb2014]

Oh ATS, Website filled with such Variety and Greatness
Where would we be? Where would we honestly be?
If it weren’t for those conspiracies that never seem to rest...

Claiming that moon landings were all fake
Is almost as bad as those muffins I bake
But the evidence, everywhere, clearly shows
That aside from NASA, no one really knows...

J.F.K. One shooter, two shooters, Oswald a poser
Marilyn, a suicide but no one really knows, is there?
Zapruder, it’s the driver, yes, that’s right, the driver
Yet others claim that Jackie really pulled the trigger...

U.F.O.s...youtube, shady pictures and stories abound
But when something happens, only one person’s around
Cheap cameras, camcorders shaking more than Miley’s butt
Some evidence and witness accounts, really, is all we’ve got...

Oh ATS, Boards filled with Total Awesomeness
What could we say? What could we honestly say?
That hasn’t already been said in all truthfulness...

The Middle East, Russia and glorious tales from the West
From the other side of the fence, we do care a little less
But wars keep going, don’t they? With never ending energy
That would fill with biochemical pride, the energizer bunny...

Haven’t you heard? The world will most certainly end tomorrow
Or next week or next month or next year, as someone will show
Take his or her word for it as it’s all so sad and yet terribly true
Or argue intensively until your whole face starts to turn blue...

Mass die-offs, climate change, let me tell you, the planet is doomed
To the coldness of space soon, very little of you, will all be marooned
But until all of this comes to this catastrophic conclusion, I confess
That my days are so much better, yes so much better, with you, Oh ATS.

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reply to post by SonoftheSun


That was very enjoyable friend
Good job and good luck.
Thanks for sharing that
-nat

reply to post by SonoftheSun


A very enjoyable read indeed
Yep, you just about summed ATS UP....good job!!

S&F for you my friend

reply to post by SonoftheSun


Absolutely priceless! No better way to end my day than with a hearty laugh!
I hope you win.

reply to post by natalia


Thank you ! Glad you enjoyed !!


reply to post by snarky412


Thanks ! So much could be turned into a poem about ATS conspiracies ! Glad you liked it !


reply to post by nugget1


Haha ! I was heartidly laughing at "Miley's butt" as I was writing it. Glad it made you laugh. I tried to keep it subtle... !!

reply to post by SonoftheSun


That was brilliant. Clever and true, I like it.

reply to post by Tsu322


Thank you Tsu !

You are one excellent writer, glad you liked it as I really do appreciate the compliment !!

reply to post by SonoftheSun


You are very welcome and thanks for the compliment back!

This is my favourite bit, just classic...

"U.F.O.s...youtube, shady pictures and stories abound
But when something happens, only one person’s around
Cheap cameras, camcorders shaking more than Miley’s butt
Some evidence and witness accounts, really, is all we’ve got.."

reply to post by SonoftheSun


Lol I enjoyed that one. ,Makes perfect sense to me

reply to post by dukeofyork


Thanks Duke !

Glad you enjoyed !!