A Good Sock Joke

I laughed because it is so true.

reply to post by bigvig316


Phenomenal! I did laundry recently and got so frustrated over missing socks! I once found a sock clinging to the inside of a t-shirt I went to wear. Perhaps, mystery solved? Doesn't explain where the missing socks from all the other pairs went though. Matching socks after drying is the worst.

reply to post by ExNihiloRed


perhaps the dryer makes small black holes and sucks them in to the void. Once through they land on a planet of all miss matched socks.

We don't need the Large Hadron Collider. We just need a bunch of dryers.

reply to post by bigvig316


Maybe the illuminati or reptilian humanoids are leaders of the hipster movement and are forcing the world into wearing mismatched socks to conform to the new world order. I thought I'd get ahead on the inevitable direction this thread was going.

Seriously, though, where the f*ck are my socks.

The socks are between the drum and outer housing. Their not lost just chillin for awhile, tired of being pulled over stinky, uncut toenails.

reply to post by openyourmind1262


You've made it clear you have the socks. Kindly return them. I do not negotiate with sock terrorists.

reply to post by ExNihiloRed


The sock terrorist would be YOUR washing machine, not mine. Now if their lost a the laundrymat....they probally made an escape with the nice old change lady that monitors said washers.

Imagine my shame. We don't have a dryer, but hang laundry out on one of four lines; every time I do laundry, one sock ends up MIA. I think it's a conspiracy of the highest order. Where did they go? Did they leave this plane happy? Do sock elves exist, and if so, what do they want?

reply to post by argentus


This actually terrifies me. We must unite and demand answers.

reply to post by ExNihiloRed


Agree. Unite! Unite against the e-vile overlords of the sock empire! We will press no wool before its time. Polyester need not apply.

reply to post by argentus


Yeah! F*ck polyester and the polymers it road in on!