reply to post by ABNARTY
Because I work night shift and it was slow tonight.. I decided to help you out. Lesson learned, transcribing videos is no fun lol
[Scene starts and camera pans left showing a room that is set up for a presentation of some sort. A woman enters the room. A sign can be seen to
the right of the door with the text “Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality”]
Woman: “Hi, I'm sorry. Sorry I'm late”
Project Leader: “Not a problem”
Woman: “I'm CJ Craig”
Group leader.: “Of course you are, I'm Dr. John Fallow. This is Dr. Cynthia Sails.
[Dr. Fallow motions to woman standing to left of presentation
board] And, uh, Professor Donald Hyuuk”
CJ: “Hyuuk?”
Professor Hyuuk: “Hyuuk.”
CJ: “OK, and you are the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality.”
Dr. Fallow: “Well we're from the OCSE. We have many members.”
CJ: “How many?”
Dr. Fallow: “4,300 dues paid members”
CJ: “What are the dues?”
Dr. Fallow: “$20 a year for the newsletter”
CJ: “Let's start”
[Man walks into room]
Man: “Wait! Wait I wanna see this.”
CJ: “This is Josh Lyman.”
Dr Fallow: “Indeed you are.”
[Josh shakes Dr. Fallow's hand in greeting]
Dr. Fallow: “Hi”
CJ: “Josh this is Dr. Fallow and his merry men
[OCSE members laugh]
Dr. Fallow: “Yes.”
CJ: “Shall we begin?”
Dr. Fallow: “Yes.”
[CJ and Josh sit down to receive presentation, both putting on a professional persona and crossing their legs]
Dr. Fallow: “Plain and simple, we'd like President Bartlett to aggressively support legislation that would make it mandatory for every public
school in America to teach geography using the Peter's Projection Map instead of the traditional Mercator.”
Josh: “Give me 200 bucks and it's done.”
Professor Hyuuk: “Really?”
CJ: “No... Why are we changing maps?”
Dr. Sails: “Because, CJ, the Mercator Projection has fostered European Imperialist attitudes for centuries and created and ethnic bias agaisnt the
third world.”
CJ: “Really?”
Dr. Fallow: “The German cartographer, Mercator, originally designed this map
[starts presentation with a slide of Mercator Projection Map] in
1569 as a navigational tool for European sailors.”
Professor Hyuuk: “The map enlarges areas at the poles to create straight lines of constant bearing or geographic direction.”
Dr. Sail: “So it makes it easy to cross an ocean.”
Dr. Fallow: “But,”
CJ: “Yes?”
Dr. Fallow: “It distorts the relative size of nations and continents.”
CJ: “Are you saying the map is wrong?”
Dr. Fallow: “Oh dear, yes. Look at Greenland.”
CJ:”OK.”
Dr. Fallow: “Now look at Africa.”
CJ: “OK.”
Dr. Fallow: “The two landmasses appear to be roughly the same size.”
CJ: “Yes.”
Dr. Fallow: “Would it blow your mind if I told you that Africa is, in reality, 14 times larger?”
[Josh looking skeptical, uncrosses his legs]
CJ: “Yes.”
Dr. Sail: “Here we have Europe looking considerably larger than South America. With it's 6.9 million sq. miles, South America is almost double the
size of Europe's 3.8 million.”
Professor Hyuuk: “Alaska appears 3 times as large as Mexico, when Mexico is larger by .1 million sq. miles.
Dr. Sail: “Germany appears in the middle of the map, when it is at the northernmost quarter of the Earth.”
[Josh touches his brow, then holds out his hand in protest]
Josh: “Wa-wait. Relative size is one thing, but you're telling me that Germany isn't where we think it is?”
Dr. Fallow(smiling): “Nothing is where you think it is.”
CJ: “Where is it?”
Dr. Fallow: “I'm glad you asked.”
[Slide changes to Peter's Projection Map. Dr. Fallow points to slide]
Dr. Fallow: “The Peter's Projection”
[CJ uncrosses her legs and both she and Josh sit up and lean forward to get a better look]
Dr. Sail: “It has fidelity of axis.”
Professor Hyuuk: “Fidelity of position.”
Dr. Sail: “East/West lines are parallel and intersect North/South axis at right angles.”
[CJ points at presentation screen]
CJ (looking confused/concerned): “What the hell is that??”
Dr. Fallow: “It's where you've been living this whole time.. Should we continue?”
[Josh makes $5 foot-long gesture with hands and takes a deep breathe in]
Josh: “Uh-huh”
--Scene cuts for commercial--
[Camera pans from left to right allowing you to see a slide of a left and right comparison of the Mercator Projection and Peter's Projection.
Everyone is now standing in conference]
Dr. Fallow: “So, you're probably wondering what all this has to do with social equality.”
CJ: “No, I'm wondering where France really is.”
[Josh steps forward to put himself at the center of attention. When he speaks, he has a tone indicative of someone looking to end a
conversation/meeting, breathing is exasperated]
Josh: “Guys, we wanna thank you very much for coming in..”
[CJ puts a hand out to stop Josh from moving any farther forward]
CJ: “Hang on, we're gonna finish this.”
[Josh raises eyebrows, but, looking at CJ, quickly consents]
CJ: “OK.”
Professor Hyuuk: “What does this have to do with social equality you ask?”
Josh: “She asked.”
Professor Hyuuk: “Salvatory Natolly of the National Council for Social Studies argues 'In our society we unconsciously equate size with importance
and even power.”
[CJ and Josh look at each other for a moment, then CJ nods in agreement. Josh looks at OCSE members]
Josh: “I'm gonna check in on Tommy.”
[Josh turns to leave]
CJ: “Go.”
Josh: “These guys find [unintelligable] on that map you'll call me right?”
CJ: “Probably not.”
Josh: “Ok”
[walks out of room]
Dr. Fallow: “And 3rd world countries are misrepresented. They're likely to be valued less. When Mercator maps exaggerate the importance of Western
civilization when the top of the map is given to the Northern hemisphere, and the bottom is given to the Southern, then people will tend to adopt top
and bottom attitudes.
CJ(appearing confused/flustered): “Wai-.. well where else could you put the Northern hemisphere but on the top?”
Dr. Sail: “On the bottom.”
CJ: “How?”
Dr. Fallow: “Like this.”
[Dr. Fallow changes screen to upside down image of Peter's Projection Map.]
CJ: “Yeah, but you can't do that.”
Dr. Fallow: “Why?”
CJ: “Because it's freaking me out.”