There Are Aliens In My Onion

I was cutting an onion for cheeseburgers and saw ALIENS!



But, I am going to eat it anyway.

I hope I don't end up regretting it later...

reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe

Finnaly we have some real proof.
Up yours all you skeptics.

beezzer
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I literally laughed out loud when I noticed it and thought some on ATS might appreciate it.

They will be "pew" later... one way or the other.

VoidHawk
Finnaly we have some real proof.
Up yours all you skeptics.

Well, I did run it through photoshop just to resize it before I posted it BUT I DIDN'T alter it...

Kidding. I do need a better cellphone camera it seems as it did look more impressive in person.

Kangaruex4Ewe

beezzer
reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe

 

I literally laughed out loud when I noticed it and thought some on ATS might appreciate it.

They will be "pew" later... one way or the other.

VoidHawk
Finnaly we have some real proof.
Up yours all you skeptics.

Well, I did run it through photoshop just to resize it before I posted it BUT I DIDN'T alter it...

Kidding. I do need a better cellphone camera it seems as it did look more impressive in person.

edit on 1/6/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)

It wont be long before somebody tells us its just a rock

VoidHawk

Kangaruex4Ewe

beezzer
reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe

 

I literally laughed out loud when I noticed it and thought some on ATS might appreciate it.

They will be "pew" later... one way or the other.

VoidHawk
Finnaly we have some real proof.
Up yours all you skeptics.

Well, I did run it through photoshop just to resize it before I posted it BUT I DIDN'T alter it...

Kidding. I do need a better cellphone camera it seems as it did look more impressive in person.

edit on 1/6/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)

It wont be long before somebody tells us its just a rock

Weather balloon.

I'm holding out for "Pareidolia" myself.... it's taken longer than I thought it would.

beezzer

VoidHawk

Kangaruex4Ewe

beezzer
reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe

 

I literally laughed out loud when I noticed it and thought some on ATS might appreciate it.

They will be "pew" later... one way or the other.

VoidHawk
Finnaly we have some real proof.
Up yours all you skeptics.

Well, I did run it through photoshop just to resize it before I posted it BUT I DIDN'T alter it...

Kidding. I do need a better cellphone camera it seems as it did look more impressive in person.

edit on 1/6/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)

It wont be long before somebody tells us its just a rock

Weather balloon.

Oh come on, its clearly swamp gas...or it will be when the onions been eaten

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I don't know, it may be photo-manipulated..............[JK]

Well, you did supply the pic, so it really happened
Seriously tho, it does look like alien faces

Hey, is it a GMO onion??

Beware the Alieonions
As you can see, they hide within the layers of other dimensions.
They will gas you and make you cry

snarky412
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I don't know, it may be photo-manipulated..............

[JK]

Well, you did supply the pic, so it really happened
Seriously tho, it does look like alien faces

Hey, is it a GMO onion??

edit on 6-1-2014 by snarky412 because: (no reason given)

I made my husband stare at the plate and asked him what he saw... he said "green pieces".

It is entirely possible that the onion is GMO.

spacedoubt
Beware the Alieonions
As you can see, they hide within the layers of other dimensions.
They will gas you and make you cry

Indeed! I think they are masking themselves and waiting to fully hatch out in the body after they have been consumed, thus using us like pod people ala Invasion Of The Body Snatchers!

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I vote this as the best post of the day!!!!

S&F!

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I am glad it made you chuckle. It's what I do!

ETA.... It's what i TRY to do at any rate.

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It makes sense to me now, the eye stinging and the halitosis are just the aliens defense mechanisms!

There's only one way out of this OP, you need to fry those invaders.

Thecakeisalie
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It makes sense to me now, the eye stinging and the halitosis are just the aliens defense mechanisms!

There's only one way out of this OP, you need to fry those invaders.

Nice! ^^^^

I hope it wakes more people up to this reality of trickery and deceit.

I may try to fry the remaining onions, but then I am worried that the toxins in the Tfal released by the heat and friction of creating such a magnificent demise may just grant them more supernatural super powers.

It's a catch 22 really. Leave them as they are and be dominated.... Or fry them and risk the possibility of their obtaining "The Lasso Of Truth" (or some other knock off super power) and risk being dominated anyway.

The pressure...