posted on Dec, 31 2013 @ 11:10 PM
reply to post by C21H30O2I
Alright! One more for you. ANd this was my stupidity
I was dating this girl that was an EMT and I wanted to impress her. After the date we were off to my place. This A-hole decides to damn near run me
off the road, he must've been drunk. some little escort or something and me in my BIG BALLS truck. Right in front of my house I speed to 80mph and
block the road at the river.
I looked at her and said watch this! (I have learned to take ten seconds to re-evaluate my decision making)
I jump out of my truck, mind you I'm a very strongly built guy over 6'. This guy hops out of his tiny car and no joke MF was like 275lbs and
6'8". He says "you wanna fight" stumbling around.
She looked at me licking her lips, aroused. "so are you gonna kick his ass?"
In a very light hearted response, "yeeaaahh". honestly it sounded like a kitty's meow.
I walked over to him and said F*** yeah! We exchanged about 50 punches between the both of us as one of my neighboorly off duty troopers was driving
behind us and watched the whole thing.
we were so messed up and neither of us could barely stand up. the dude drove off and the cop asked if I was drinking, nope. he keep looking at me
funny as I said to my girl and the cop, "did I win? I won right?"
she points at my face, my nose was broke and smashed to the side into my cheek. luckily she was a EMT and set it quickly.
Yes I did get a piece that night, but at an expense.
!!!! later down the road (few months) I found out he was one of the local professional body builders
MORAL OF THE STORY: guys will do anything for a pretty girl, love does and will hurt!!