Christmas jokes

Dumb jokes to tell the kids:

What do you call Santa after he gives you 5 cents?
Saint Nickle-less

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Clause-trophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why were Santa's little helpers depressed?
They had low elf esteem.


T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Cause I wore them all week and they needed the air!

What did the sheep write in the Christmas card that he gave to his mom?
Merry Christmas to ewe and Fleece Navidad.

(The little kids probably won't get this one)
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

What does a group of lions say before dinner?



Let us prey!

The joke is it isn't even December and it feels like Christmas started a few weeks back.
Should be no talk of Christmas until December joke or not.

Oh and yes bah humbug.

a reply to: ColeYounger

I did laugh at the last one though.