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Twerking Santa On A Rampage

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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:05 AM
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Appoligies for the minimalist post but seriously now...what more needs to be said?



-Peace on Earth-
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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:15 AM
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"Santa" is lucky nobody played the knockout game with him while he was doing that. I would not have been nearly as tolerant with the invasion of personal space. It is always hilarious to see how others react to this kind of thing though. I would be scared to try it these days.


On a side note, I guess Megyn Kelly was right.... Santa is white. 0o
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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:18 AM
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I'd like to think I'd be the guy that pretended to do Santa on the stone bench but the reality is I'd probably be like the guy that almost punched him.
Gotta admit...I'm still giggling over the clip.

-Peace-



posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:18 AM
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I'm still not sure what twerking is. I keep hearing it in reference to Miley Cyrus. But.....what is it ?



posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:21 AM
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It's shaking your ass in someone's face? Why the name twerking?



posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:21 AM
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It considered a dance move...just not by me.
The up and down butt motion while standing with knees bent is the most popular version but there are inverted twerks, wall twerks, floor twerks...pretty much any way in which a booty can be shook gratuitously.
Why is it called twerking?
You're guess is as good as mine.

-Peace-
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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:25 AM
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Eryiedes
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I'd like to think I'd be the guy that pretended to do Santa on the stone bench but the reality is I'd probably be like the guy that almost punched him.
Gotta admit...I'm still giggling over the clip.

-Peace-


I might have been that guy a few decades back.
Not so much now.

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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:26 AM
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Thank You Sir.

-Peace-
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posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 09:29 AM
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AutumnWitch657
I'm still not sure what twerking is. I keep hearing it in reference to Miley Cyrus. But.....what is it ?


Near as I can make out, Twerking is making a total fool of yourself in public, while believing it's cool and people are laughing with, not at you.

At least, that's been my take?



posted on Dec, 16 2013 @ 06:26 PM
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What the....
What the...

What did I just watch? This has to be one of the strangest things ever; and why is it that whenever someone mentions "twerking" they always show Miley Cyrus as if she is the one who invented it? lol



posted on Dec, 17 2013 @ 01:19 AM
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AutumnWitch657
It's shaking your ass in someone's face? Why the name twerking?


Well, it's more complicated than that. There's a delicate methodology that combines flexing discrete muscle groups in conjunction with leg and hip movements, with a great deal of core work involved as well. Miley Cyrus isn't very good at it (even Santa brings the jelly harder than she can), but the pros will melt your eyes out of your skull.

"Twerk" is probably a onomatopoeic reference to the flexing motions.

Example:

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OP, delightful find!

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