posted on Dec, 1 2013 @ 09:37 AM
The Jiffy Pop fire alarm is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
I remember a couple classic "You might be..." jokes.
You might be a redneck if:
An episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life.
You've ever used a laundromat as a mailing address.
Directions to your house include 'Turn south and drive 13 miles on the dirt road.'
Davide Letterman's Top Ten List once was "Star Wars; What If The Jedis Were Rednecks?"
It was hilarious!
Some of the entries included:
You might be a Jedi redneck if:
You've used your light saber to open a can of beans.
You recently used The Force to obtain a six-pack.
You not only found out that Darth Vader was your father and Princess Leah was your sister, but that Han Solo was your brother, Yoda was your first
cousin, and Jabba the Hut was your uncle.