I am the Messiah

And now you need to find an avatar that shows off your particular version of crazy. I'd tell you about mine but then I'd have to kill you.

Hi

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everything is possible

You didn't fool me because, that's impossible.
So you're wrong too.



You might be interested in this as a memo.

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I am the Messiah....?

I can picture in my head you trying to get through a TSA checkpoint...

"Honest, I'm Jesus... you know... son of the big 'G' "
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... But I'm still not letting you take that big assed cup onboard!"
"it's no a cup, it the holy grail..."
"Don't sass me mister big shot Messiah... now get back in line before I Taser your sorry..."

Yup... must be rough being a Messiah these days

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When I started to read your post, I thought, here we go, yet another nutter! But I continued to read on and you will fit in here no problems
Welcome to the mad house 👍👍😄

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Always happy to meet another Messiah, just stay off my patch or I'll get my dad to smite you something terrible. He's kind of a big deal.

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NOPE.

NADA.

NO WAY.

BU XIE.

NYET.

However it probably does rank right up there at the top of OP's with an overwhelming flavor of narcissism saturating almost every sentence.

BTW, I don't think the REAL MESSIAH likes creatures, folks claiming to be Him. So you might want the caveat to be very very clearly emphasized. LOL.

Thanks for the welcome guys.