I'm your new favorite member... ask me a question!

Ahoy,

Please allow myself, to introduce, myself...

I'm here because an intelligent heart acquires knowledge, and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge. I've been lurking around for a while and finally decided to made an account... PAPAZULU is the name.

I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh... So here's a question; If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

I see there's a lot of anti-gov discussion on here; so I must say I too am really sick of the NSA always reading but never liking or commenting on my statuses!! Also, if any of you work for the IRS, please cancel my subscription.

I look forward to being an ATS member!

Thanks for reading my introduction... It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down now!

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so, is the cat actually in the box, or what?

Hello and welcome!

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Hi welcome to ATS,you sound like a fun person.Enjoy your stay here,and my question:do you also suspect,like my hubby, that cats are in fact aliens, who brought peas+broccoli to earth from their hideous planet?cheers.

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Welcome to ATS, I'm sure you will enjoy it here.

Opposite of progress as you out it would be congress, like they are making any progress in this world. Good one

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Welcome to ATS. Enjoy yourself...

I will ask my new favourite Member a question:

Ahoy is hello in Czechoslovakian... are you a Pirate or from Czechoslovakia?

Failte
Thats Irish for welcome
Ive a few favourite members here, so what makes you so special?

Thanks guys.

TheProphetMark
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Opposite of progress as you out it would be congress, like they are making any progress in this world. Good one

HAHA ^ right, well at least not any positive progress...

Thurisaz
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Welcome to ATS. Enjoy yourself...

I will ask my new favourite Member a question:

Ahoy is hello in Czechoslovakian... are you a Pirate or from Czechoslovakia?

Nejsem pirát z Československa.

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Miluju tě.

(I would have spelt it how it sounded but it may not have come across correctly and I would hate for us to get lost in translation) Sounds like: Ya tebi Miloyee

Anyway I am not Czech but I can speak it quite well.

Any clever Obama jokes in there?

PAPAZULU
so I must say I too am really sick of the NSA always reading but never liking or commenting on my statuses!!

Already making assumptions. how do you know they're not going to like or comment on a post? In fact I can almost assure you, if you're active enough they will.

Becareful what you ask for friend. Welcome.