Saying Hello

Hi Everyone:

Just wanted to introduce myself and give a brief bio. I'm a 50 y/o guy with a penchant for the bizarre, weird and curious, presently living in Ontario, Canada. I've been lurking around for a few months on and off and always tend to focus on the ufo/alien stories as well as the cryptozoology threads. Lots of great reading material here and some very interesting conversations that follow. Hope I can fit in and not p/o too many people with my headstrong and opinionated ways .

Also I would like to give a shout out to JadeStar as she was the reason I finally broke down and signed up. She wrote some amazing pieces on the Fish/Hill Star Map thread and really sucked me into the astronomy/cosmos field all over again for which I wish to thank her profusely (I tried to PM her but I seem to be limited with such privileges for now so if someone could pass this on I would appreciate it).

Anyhow I'll say greetings from the The Islands and hope to make some new friends over the coming weeks, months and years. And also a big thank you creating one of the most interesting sites on the WWW.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo and welcome to Madville...............looking forward to your threads......enjoy

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Or this

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At times you may find yourself like this

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If you get all angry I find this helps


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Best delivered in this fashion


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Remember


Welcome to ATS

Cody

reply to post by davethebear


Thanks. i just hope i can find something worth posting

Hello and welcome to ya.

reply to post by cody599


OMG that's hilarious, thanks for the belly laugh.

Cheers

reply to post by Kukri


Welcome to ATS Kukri. May your time here be helpful as well as a good experience, see you in the boards

NAMASTE*******

reply to post by cody599


Cody, that has to be the most impressive welcome I have ever seen.

I was just going to post this. . .



And say hi!

reply to post by Kukri


Wow! Lots of great hello's to you above !! lol!!

Have fun!! If you need help..ask anyone but me!!

RUFFREADY
reply to post by Kukri

 

Wow! Lots of great hello's to you above !! lol!!

Have fun!! If you need help..ask anyone but me!!

Roger that Ruff. (mental note to self *the Superdog is too busy for trivialities*) LOl

Hi!

Hello welcome!

reply to post by beezzer


Double post.