Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism

This is a great read, funny !

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Ha, the government may as well of shutdown years ago. The only difference is this time they decided to turn the lights off to save some money.

The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun confiscations, food stamps and Green Energy programs unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia.
"The government shut down! We can do anything we like," shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. "Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can't stop you."

Very funny article, OP.
Thanks for the laugh