And The New Batman Is.....

reply to post by Knives4eyes

The idea of a billionaire playboy who fights crime part time is so delusional that it's time to retire it. Now ...hobo with a shogun, that man is a hero.

Nah, Hobo with a ShoTGun would shoot the Hobo and slice the Shogun's face in half with his own sword, both of them would be dead, and so he'd get the role of Batman in the next movie !

However, I'm not sure that the medieval Oriental fighters were appropriate, or even necessary.

reply to post by Hefficide


It seems anyone can be Batman now... I'd much rather see some 300lb loser as Batman than this no talent garbage. At least that would be FUNNY!

Does the world really need another Batman movie at this point?

And does it really need to be Ben Affleck?

Originally posted by yourmaker
Does the world really need another Batman movie at this point?

And does it really need to be Ben Affleck?

Hollywood love their no talent multi-million dollar actors. Won't give the light of day chance to those that actually want to become actors, but pay these idiots millions to be talentless.

This one seems more (in)appropriate:

sooooo, batman is ruined....

whats next?

Do the people who make these decisions just want our house keys? They can beat our kids, have a chop in the clop with our wives, maybe kick our dogs?

Why? WHY is this man still considered relevant?

ugh....this news took the day down a notch.

Okay, mods, you can move this to the jokes forum...

Right? Please?

Behold.... The future!!!!

reply to post by Hefficide


Yeah why not. Ben is becoming serious in his last movies, But I would rather see Nicolas Cage or even Ryan Reynolds after watching RIPD.

Why ...just WHY

This new Batman flick should be titled:

"Batman... The Banal, Inane, Ho-Hum, Pointless, Unimaginative Rubbish Continues"

I believe this video was taken when someone heard the news that Aflek was going to be the new Batman.

reply to post by Lady_Tuatha


I just boycotted DC..........

Even Hitler is upset.

(caution, swears)

You know, i can see Affleck pulling this off, after all, look what he done with daredevil..


Oh, wait, that was supposed to be "CAN'T"...


My guess is WB are gonna go back to the Keaton/Clooney/Kilmer era version of Bats.... yeah, we all know the direction THAT was heading...

One can only hope it's a supporting role, as in, a 10-20 min appearance.....

I used to have high hopes for Justice League...
Who they gonna cast as Wonder Woman? Melissa McCarthy??

Originally posted by ScorpiusMaximus

I used to have high hopes for Justice League...
Who they gonna cast as Wonder Woman? Melissa McCarthy??

A Kardashian.

Originally posted by beezzer
Even Hitler is upset.

(caution, swears)

OMG! I thought I lost my S#!^ after hearing this! Gives a whole new meaning to über nerd!


That was great! Especially the subtitles being to long! Reminds me of the classic translation gag. Oh and the Robin bit...well played, well played indeed!

Brutal.

Ben is about Blunt man and Chronic...


Not Batman and Robin.

Joseph Gordon Levitt is robin though right? Say its Matt Damon and i will do many people a favor and curl up in a ball and die :

#BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck




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