Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Denmark

something fishy here. I think it is a load of bollocks myself.
every news story is fake now, and obviously so.

April fools?

Speaking about this, I wonder if the Asian carp have gotten into the great lakes yet??? I always find seeing stuff like this facinating. Of course God forbid it would happen, but what if it does? I'm curious as to what would happen? Would it be a disaster or is that exaggerated?

Originally posted by sarahlm
...its teeth are used mainly to crush nuts....

Got that right!

Well actually when you think about it.....

In Denmark they might like Fish Head, and not just in soup.

Originally posted by MystikMushroom
reply to post by Dumbass

 

She does have one of those hard wax melting pot things with the tongue depressors. No, no, and NO!

Just a little slip down there w/the shears and some skin got caught. I swear, it looked like a slasher film. I hear her shout, "Do we need to go to the hospital?!"

I shakily reply, "I...I...I don't think so, but band-aids are going to be difficult. Bring me some paper towels and a bag of ice!"

No way I was going to go to the ER for that. No, I would go to the ER with a fish clamped onto my scrotum though -- those doctors could probably use the laugh. They'd just shake their head at the kitchen shears...

The good news for anyone bit one one of these fish is that "down there" heals faster than almost any part of the body due to the amount of blood flow.

edit on 13-8-2013 by MystikMushroom because: (no reason given)

Now this is a post that literally made me Laugh out Loud.

Originally posted by TopsyTurvyOne
something fishy here. I think it is a load of bollocks myself.
every news story is fake now, and obviously so.

I'm not sure if a tropical fish might survive in the colder waters of Denmark. It might either be an accidental/experimental release into the waters.

On a side note, Andrew Zimmern of bizarre foods always mentions about the meat of the animals taste is based on their diet. So I guess the PACU must taste like Nuts/Testicles?

reply to post by Dumbass


I decided to use some liquid bandage on it last night. It's pretty much like superglue. So, yeah, I super glued myself back together.

reply to post by MystikMushroom


Well I hope you slept with your likes wide
It would have been a nasty surprise to be stuck in the morning

Mysticmushroom - why why WHY did it seem to be a good idea to attempt to remove pubic hair with GARDEN SHEARS?

I mean......of all things.....GARDEN SHEARS!!!!!?

reply to post by Psychoparrot


Worse...they were KitchenAid kitchen shears (the kind you cut apart a chicken with).

Well, they were the only scissors I could find -- and the hair was pretty long, and I thought it would make a razor work better.

I'll never look at the movie "The Big Lewbowski" the same. Those German nihilists with the scissors...

Originally posted by sarahlm
A piranha cousin rumored to go after testicles

GAAAHHH!
Kill it! KILL IT!!!