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Skyfloating
Sexually Transmitted Demons a Menace Say Teen Exorcists
Yup, they can be a real drag. These days safer sex involves doing the rosary while having intercourse, taking several cold showers afterwards and smudging the hell out of ones bed, literally.
Cuervo
reply to post by ATSmediaPRO
Wow.
I guess it's better than being chased by the Inquisition but... wow.
If they ever start offering sexually transmitted exorcisms, their ratings would probably skyrocket, sadly. A person has to sink pretty far into this sort of ridiculousness before I'm ashamed on behalf of Christians but this is one of those cases.
So to you Christians out there: I know you aren't this stupid. You aren't really three girls with a reality show picking on epileptics.
UnifiedSerenity
God forbid Christians talk about sex and how it can impact someone life and watch the sophomoric comments flow. There is scriptural reasons to understand how one can open to someone else's demonic issues in that when you have sex, the two become one.
I don't think demon possession is all that common, but I have seen it. I would more believe in oppression and opening doorways to the demonic activities messing up your life. Just talk to people who dabble in the occult and ouiji boards etc.. Believing in demons is a lot like believing in Ghosts. I have seen both. Some Christians would say there are no ghosts, but then why did Jesus' disciples ask if he was a ghost when they saw him walking on the water coming towards them?
Sexual promiscuity can have it's own real world consequences, but it can also have spiritual ones as well. If all you can do is joke about it and not consider those who have really suffered that is kind of sad. I won't bother debating because it seems more and more that it's just open season on Christians on ATS. So enjoy your games.
alienreality
Skyfloating
Sexually Transmitted Demons a Menace Say Teen Exorcists
Yup, they can be a real drag. These days safer sex involves doing the rosary while having intercourse, taking several cold showers afterwards and smudging the hell out of ones bed, literally.
I laughed out loud reading your response, the bed smudging is particularly hilarious...
These girls could easily be legit even though it makes people laugh a lot, there have been people claiming to have seen demons tempting people with lust, and if the person accepted the lustful thoughts initiated by the demon, it could then infest their soul more.. It is hard to know since people seem to do whatever makes them feel good without outside influence, but who knows..
One reason I think they may be legit is because I know that demons are definitely real, but also they could just as easily be fake and using those same methods to make money, but they look so innocent and cuddly rather than corrupt and money seeking.
ATSmediaPRO
Wow, just wow.
Guardian Express
Demons can be sexually transmitted, say three young exorcists, and when it happens, it can be a real menace. The girls, who hail from Phoenix, Arizona, are featured in a new documentary by film Vice.com. They travel all over the world, meeting with people who have been afflicted with what they say are sexually transmitted demons, and commanding those demons to leave the person alone. The ringleader, Brynn Larson, was raised by televangelist Bob Larson, who claims he recently cured a man of a homosexual curse and the demon inside him. The elder Larson believes that about 50% of the entire world’s population is possessed by demons.
The three girls shun all things related to “Harry Potter, witchcraft, violence, Twilight…horror movies, and sexual stuff.” When asked if they ever have guilty feelings about having to upset people, they say no, but they do get “angry at the Devil” for inflicting people with shame and hatred. Larson, especially, says that she becomes furious at Satan for what he has done to her exorcism clients. “I just get like… how dare Satan do that to them? And I just want to go after that demon and get him. It’s not guilt, because you’re helping them,” she says proudly.
Vice.com TEENAGE EXORCISTS - FULL LENGTH
originally posted by: Unrealised
This is nothing more than a religious marketing ploy, using sexuality in the form of three young ladies, no doubt.
It's so lame that it is laughable.
originally posted by: TheWhiteKnight
Knowing what is in people's heads, I cannot say that I am in any real hurry to become one with them. This is where metaphysics becomes useful. It is the foundation, in fact, of rock and roll. If one has their head together, then it's OK (A-OK in fact), to 'become one flesh' with others. But I wouldn't wish to be a unrooted waif out there, knowing what vanity is in person's hearts and souls and minds.
originally posted by: rawheroine
Earth is a sex-fueled planet. Go ask any religion. ANY religion. It will agree. The only debate is what we do with that energy. I think these silly little Christians are onto something! (Well-meaning, but ignorant and gullible people tend to do that - they stumble onto something and they feel soooo strongly about it, and go on a crusade about it, but embarrass themselves in front of the sophisticated folk in the process. But still - their convictions - they're right. They're just immaturely formed.)
originally posted by: Cuervo
reply to post by ATSmediaPRO
If they ever start offering sexually transmitted exorcisms, their ratings would probably skyrocket, sadly.
originally posted by: iwilliam
I used to listen to Bob's radio show back in the 90's. I swear, that show was spookier than some of the worst c2c episodes-- doubly so if you happen to be a born again christian and believe in demons-- which was more or less me at that point in time. His novel wasn't half bad, either, but I digress....
I'll have to check this out. I love vice.