This has all been a ploy. My membership a sham....

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
Then I will use my Mech Suit to rule the world. With an iron fist.

My lawyers are going to sue you for every star and flag you have. You can't just go around stealing somebody's idea like that.


Unless you work in the entertainment industry, of course.

reply to post by VictorVonDoom


Now wait a minute.....you were going to make a Reese's powered mech suit? You are either full of baloney, or the second coolest guy on the planet.

Anyway, sue away. I have an old napkin with notes. From a Bennigan's. It even has Broccoli Bites cheese sauce stains on it. And a smudge of ketchup. I can't show it to you now. But I have it.

it's funny you said that, texan.. (1 page back)
..for a while i thought i'd lost my marbles also

i came to the conclusion it was the world that was mad so i set my sights on a bigger prize
/shrug

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Big talk for an ape in a toga; I hope you can read from a teleprompter.

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I take off my tin hat and let the aliens speak to me.

I can take off my toga if you wish....but would it look any better with me being nekkie?

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You aren't the only one who understands the value of using nudity as a weapon.

Originally posted by argentus
reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan

 

You aren't the only one who understands the value of using nudity as a weapon.

ahh....touche'. But no touchie!

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
reply to post by VictorVonDoom

 

Now wait a minute.....you were going to make a Reese's powered mech suit? You are either full of baloney, or the second coolest guy on the planet.

Anyway, sue away. I have an old napkin with notes. From a Bennigan's. It even has Broccoli Bites cheese sauce stains on it. And a smudge of ketchup. I can't show it to you now. But I have it.

edit on 21-6-2013 by bigfatfurrytexan because: (no reason given)

Ketchup on Broccoli Bites? You are evil! I changed my mind, I don't want to mess with you.

Originally posted by VictorVonDoom

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
reply to post by VictorVonDoom

 

Now wait a minute.....you were going to make a Reese's powered mech suit? You are either full of baloney, or the second coolest guy on the planet.

Anyway, sue away. I have an old napkin with notes. From a Bennigan's. It even has Broccoli Bites cheese sauce stains on it. And a smudge of ketchup. I can't show it to you now. But I have it.

edit on 21-6-2013 by bigfatfurrytexan because: (no reason given)

Ketchup on Broccoli Bites? You are evil! I changed my mind, I don't want to mess with you.

And that is why you are the second coolest guy on the planet.

Originally posted by UNIT76
it's funny you said that, texan.. (1 page back)
..for a while i thought i'd lost my marbles also

i came to the conclusion it was the world that was mad so i set my sights on a bigger prize
/shrug

I dunno. I have my sights set on a Nobel Prize and world domination. Kinda hard to top that.

I see you have lost the toga !?

I'd take the diesel mech if I were you ... !3ft high - 4.4 tons.

Fill that sucker up with your good ( if not dubitable ) self as well as your alluded to addiction ... Reece's !

Would that be the ' peanut butter cups ' Your Apeship ?

Meditate and maybe get your masters and more?

I'm saving up my stars to buy that big industrial sized box of Alcan aluminum foil on page 48 of the new 2013 Fall/Winter catalogue...

One can never have enough tinfoil hats, chest armor, and shiny knee pads stashed away in one's closet for when the end of the world finally rolls around.

Your silly mech suit will be useless after all the Reese's have been eaten up by the looters. This nefarious world domination scheme of yours will only last about a week or two...

So after you've had to step down from your throne of shame BFFT, come seek me out for some sage advice on what to do next. I'll be more than happy to offer you a job working as my sidekick "Mini-Me"... a big fat furry silverback could come in handy keeping my fanmail in order.

Besides, someone needs to clean my toenails and fetch my slippers since I'll be too busy building my Sooper-Seekrit-Destructo-Laser-Beam-of-Cosmic-Glory.

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I think i am in love with you. In a totally post apocalyptic sort of way...

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Yeah...

I have that "we're all about to die" attraction thing with furry critters.