First the teaser, then the pleaser

As in the movie 'Wag the dog', I believe our re-elected President will soon come up with something to please his opponents to reunite his country again.
We all know after a long radiosilence Osama bin Laden released a new tape just a couple of days before the election. So what would be more pleasing than capturing him right after his 2nd inauguration?! Any thoughts on this?!

[edit on 3-11-2004 by Olafski]