Comedian's Solution To Gun Laws

I recently got the meet The Pitbull Of Comedy last week, Bobby Slayton, and here was his comedic (yet very true) solution to gun violence.

1. Do you have more than 5 friends?
2. Do you live in your moms basement?
3. When's the last time you've had a GF?

He went on and I won't butcher his jokes, but basically came down to mass-shootings are the result of sexually deprived white youth.

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As Comedians can get away with Murder (Figuratively speaking) in regards to there jokes..... I can't say that I didn't laugh hearing it. I wouldn't put all the shooters in the sexually depraved column.

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As Comedians can get away with Murder (Figuratively speaking) in regards to there jokes..... I can't say that I didn't laugh hearing it. I wouldn't put all the shooters in the sexually depraved column.

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As Comedians can get away with Murder (Figuratively speaking) in regards to there jokes..... I can't say that I didn't laugh hearing it. I wouldn't put all the shooters in the sexually depraved column.

I want my star back, this thread was better when the OP was blank.

"Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i know you're not supposed to say this about elected officials, but I would pay to see Rick Perry defend himself against a school shooter with prayer." –Bill Maher

"Q: How many NRA spokesman do you need to change a light bulb? A: More guns."

Originally posted by sulaw
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As Comedians can get away with Murder (Figuratively speaking) in regards to there jokes..... I can't say that I didn't laugh hearing it. I wouldn't put all the shooters in the sexually depraved column.

Here's one from my own comical view.

I don't own a firearm because they haven't been outlawed yet.

I'm a funny bastard !

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I'm a funny bastard !

You got one part right!

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Are you afraid to be more precise ?

Originally posted by randyvs
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Are you afraid to be more precise ?

You're not very funny... what's left?

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Let me get this straight, you don't think I'm funny ?
I mean just so I know.