posted on Aug, 4 2016 @ 02:59 PM
There once was a Squid known as Theon,
Not a Stark, so often got peed on...
Thought he was quick,
Ramsey cut off his d*ck,
and now he's Reek, a dumb peon.
There once was a bastard named Snow,
Nothing, he was said, to know...
Came back from the dead,
Fought the forces of dread,
but needed a little girl's help though.
There once was a lordly little imp,
Who drank and whored like a pimp...
A king he did slay,
And then got away,
travels with a man who is limp.
She dressed like a boy to not die,
Though a Stark she continued to lie...
Trained as a killer,
The life didn't thrill her,
But damn, she makes a good pie.