interesting u2u's - it's not just me, is it?

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i have just shifted you to the top of my deputy list, Bybyots.... the pointy tinfoil hat, cape, and "ats mystical helper" kit will be delivered by raven shortly just leave the valium alone, dude, there are folk out there who really need it

Originally posted by littled16
reply to post by skalla

 

Although I have never received PMs requesting that I save the world once I got a PM requesting that I remove a curse placed on a disturbed individual who claimed a witch had transformed him into a woman. I was very amused by the request.

I got a PM in chat with something similar. A man was asking me to teach him to walk in high heels (which I can't do, by the way) because someone had used a spell to turn him into a little girl

This was my reaction:

reply to post by Casandra


HOW COULD YOU OUT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

Oh, forget the heels now... I've moved on and now I need help with a girdle...

reply to post by Hefficide


Just suck it in dude, trust me. If that fails just scream really loud, sit on the couch, turn on the notebook and eat a gallon of ben and jerry's.

reply to post by Hefficide


Oh noes! I've angered the gods of ATS! I should offer a sacrifice to appease them.


Please accept these bacon flowers

reply to post by Casandra
Yeah, that guy was strange. I remember seeing his posts around the boards, usually with a new user name every few days for a while (my guess is the repeated "ban hammer"). I was just really surprised that he would PM me with that silliness considering I had never replied to any of his posts- which I immediately deleted.

reply to post by Hefficide
Heff I always kind of suspected it might be you, and though I can't help with your girdle issues I can send you some Spanx- you want black, white or nude colored?

reply to post by antonia


Strangely enough I am actually sitting on the couch eating Ben and Jerry's...

Now I am freaked out and think I'll just put the ice cream away.....

reply to post by littled16


I got the same request from a member. I told him high heels make your feet hurt.

Des

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by littled16

 

I got the same request from a member. I told him high heels make your feet hurt.

Des

Just think Des- if he had messaged me about the high heels I could have helped him out and if he had messaged you about lifting the curse you could have sent him some "elixer", then Casandra could have video'd a drunk cross dresser trying to walk in stillettoes!

Originally posted by skalla
reply to post by Bybyots

 

i have just shifted you to the top of my deputy list, Bybyots.... the pointy tinfoil hat, cape, and "ats mystical helper" kit will be delivered by raven shortly

just leave the valium alone, dude, there are folk out there who really need it

No need to shift me; I already get them.

And I am taking the time to try and dream up a special one for everyone on this thread. Be forewarned.

What with the valium? Are my threads too low key? I promised myself that this incarnation would be more low key. No gangstalking threads, or that sort of thing.

Now I'm self-conscious. Thanks, skalla.

Originally posted by littled16

Just think Des- if he had messaged me about the high heels I could have helped him out and if he had messaged you about lifting the curse you could have sent him some "elixer", then Casandra could have video'd a drunk cross dresser trying to walk in stillettoes!

edit on 25-3-2013 by littled16 because: I'm baaaaaad!

reply to post by Hefficide


It wasn't bacon flavor was it?

Originally posted by Casandra

That image is worth 100 stars! I just spit sweet tea all over my keyboard!

reply to post by littled16


I've just finished a make over for him...whatcha think.....



Des

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by littled16

 

I've just finished a make over for him...whatcha think.....

Des

That is so sexy it almost makes me want to switch "teams"........ if I could quit laughing!

reply to post by Bybyots


(snipped before the mods do it)

besides that there is Des's trolley of boozy delights for those that like to get heavy and mix it up

reply to post by skalla


Yup it is just you.

Nobody ever sends me U2U's except the mods.
For the most part anyway.
The few I have received from members, I did promptly reply to.

And Then I Never Heard Back From Them Again.

I will not even begin to double think that fact though.

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by Casandra

 

HOW COULD YOU OUT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

Oh, forget the heels now... I've moved on and now I need help with a girdle...

If you ask theDoctor46 our resident Friday nigh crossdresser i believe that he has a top drawer absolutely full of Playtex accessories that he borrowed from Cody that no longer fit him

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I got a freaky porno one yesterday,I dont know wether he/she was drunk or what! i thought id just ignore it, but i just replied with "Blimey".that seemed to shut them up. Weirdo.

Originally posted by Elvis Hendrix
I got a freaky porno one yesterday,I dont know wether he/she was drunk or what! i thought id just ignore it, but i just replied with "Blimey".that seemed to shut them up. Weirdo.

Now those I have not had I'm gonna seek out an avatar with a small child of times past and a farmyard animal, there could be an interesting experiment just waiting for us here...