Chuck Norris Beard, Bacon, Six Degrees, Mayans, Science, End Times, NWO

The news has leaked! The great experiment has come to fruition!

All of the conspiracies we have been focusing on are now being exposed!

Of course we knew there were conspiracies out there but we didn't realize that each and every one of them were tied together!! We should have clued in when the six degrees of separation was introduced but somehow it eluded us. We spent so much time tying things back to Kevin Bacon that we didn't realize it was ACTUAL Bacon that held the secret!

We've all felt it, our unexplainable affinity to bacon, our love of Chuck Norris, the Mayan calendar, all the End Times predictions, exploration of Mars, UFOs, the NWO, hopes for World Peace, all the wars, the saving of our guns! It's all coming together!!

When I saw the buzz this morning about Chuck Norris "shaving" his beard, it all fell into place! The NWO has issued it's ultimate weapon, the goal is nothing less than the battle for our very existance!

It took some time to put it together, but here, on the precipice of our demise, we see the emergence of our only hope. Tomorrow may never come, but if it does, it will be due to the success of the greatest endeavor ever undertaken by mankind!!

Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard, it was merely transferred to our greatest hope for survival!

Fry on Bacon Man and SAVE US ALLLLLL!!!!






I don't know all the details or all the ties that bind, but with the help of ATS, I'm sure we can tie them all together now!!

...within six degrees of separation of course

Come on guys, where are the ties that bind. I know we can put it together. What are your theories on the connections?

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Holy cow man. Or is it holy bacon man?!

This explains the horse meat fiasco so clearly now.

Please bacon man, save our bacon!!!

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If Chuck Norris takes off his beard will he lose his super powers? If Bacon Man gains Chuck Norris' super powers will he be forced to do "info-mercials"? What if Chuck Norris eats Bacon Man- will he then regain his super powers?

I am afraid.....very afraid!

Originally posted by littled16
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If Chuck Norris takes off his beard will he lose his super powers? If Bacon Man gains Chuck Norris' super powers will he be forced to do "info-mercials"? What if Chuck Norris eats Bacon Man- will he then regain his super powers?

I am afraid.....very afraid!

yes

maybe

yes!

You found the answer! Why didn't I see it before!

We just have to get Chuck to eat Bacon-Man, he'll get his beard back and his powers will be restored!

That will prevent the asteroid from striking, the pole change, the NWO from seizing power and our guns and the middle east will break out in peace!!

I KNEW this was the place to come for answers!!

...still wanna find how everything was tied together tho... what are the theories on that?

Originally posted by FlesyhTwonk
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Holy cow man. Or is it holy bacon man?!

This explains the horse meat fiasco so clearly now.

Please bacon man, save our bacon!!!

The horse meat! I forgot the horse meat! Glad you added that one in!

It's all coming together... what else is involved in all this?

Originally posted by kthxbai

...still wanna find how everything was tied together tho... what are the theories on that?

That part is easy!
It was the Jesuit Illuminatti Rap Artists that orchestrated it all!

Originally posted by littled16

Originally posted by kthxbai

...still wanna find how everything was tied together tho... what are the theories on that?

That part is easy!
It was the Jesuit Illuminatti Rap Artists that orchestrated it all!

OF COURSE!!! Why didn't I see it before!!!