Chuck Norris Facial Hair Retrospective

Listen!

Chuck Norris did not always have a beard! And even if he did, do we need to be kept constantly abreast of the man's grooming habits? Well do we?!..

The 70s

In the beginning, there was no beard

then there were lambchops...


He still had no beard...



And then the 'stache



The 80s

More mustache, I kinda think of the 80s as Chucks 'D-bag' days. Look at 'im...



The Octagon


The 90s

Then the beard!


Then WTF?!


Finally, sometime after the 'Texas Ranger' years...


Chuck finally winds it down to the 'stache again...



I am not going to post the latest beardless one.

So there! No big deal, he's changed the facial hair before! It's just back to beardless.

And remember...

As I mentioned elsewhere,
a very slow eveninggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

reply to post by TerryMcGuire


Lol saw your post on the other thread nothing seem to be happening haha, someone email the NK dude tell him to fire a catapult or something so we have something to talk about.

Ahh, but yet to draw a line of correlation between beardless Chuck and Bruce Lee kicking his tail.....

And as for the WTF picture, I dare you to tell the man he looks anything other than a true BA.

I mean, you are aware that Chuck has been dead for 17 years right? Death has been too scared to alert him of the situation. Thats also around about the time he grew out the beard, which he did not live through the process of. The circle is never ending.

reply to post by Bybyots


I loved the bruce lee picture. Halarious.

Well of course Bruce Lee beat him, he didn't have the beard yet!!

This thread just opened up for some good quality Chuck facts.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
At night, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not breathe air, he holds it hostage.

No beard but....

OMG Chuck Texas Ranger, please lose the Just For Men!

Don't kill me please.

"Chuck Norris can't shave his whiskers; he must kick himself in the face, for the only thing able to cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

I am not going to post the latest beardless one.

Is that the one?