15 of the Weirdest, Most Ridiculous + Tabloidiest Weekly World News Covers Ever

We've all seen them as we wend our way through the checkout line. Some of the most outrageous headlines and made up pictures jump out at us and capture our attention. Have you ever bought a copy just to see the phony story inside; just for laughs of course.

The Weekly World News is the worst of the lot and here is a link to 15 of the worst of the worst. Have your morning laugh on me today.

Click Here To See Them All

reply to post by happykat39


Don't need to click

I'm a member on ATS

Sounds very much like some of the latest thread titles popping up..look no further for the most Weirdest, Most Ridiculous titles...

Peace

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I wouldn't mind having a Seeing Eye Squirrel.
An army of them.

We will cover the world in a fuzzy grey tide...the rivers will run red.

Tremble before your Squirrely Overlords.

Bot boy isn't real????

(sniff sniff) You've ruined my night.

I'm gonna start buying those tabloids, they are really, really funny!

They were almost right about Cheney. If they have only said Reptilian!

Computer Virus Spreads to Humans.

G1.

Isn't that the truth.

ROFL.

Originally posted by cody599
Don't need to click

I'm a member on ATS

No need to lol, because the Weekly World News is really actually cited as a source from time to time...

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...and a whole bunch more where somebody links to a story that a second site has taken from the WWN.

reply to post by happykat39


thank you for posting, that was just brill
some of the sidelines are even better! some of my faves:

"seeing eye squirrels for dogs"

"she looked like a giant bird says alabama man"

and "vegan vampire attacks trees"

awesome

reply to post by cody599


you are now on my christmas card list, nice one!

Those articles has about 7,000 EXCLAMATION MARKS! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Thanks for posting these. Just had a good laugh

HILARIOUS! Though I think Dick Cheney being a robot is the most believable. My definite favorite is the second pope underneath the pope hat. Priceless!

Well this is embarrassing. I actually owned the exact rag mag pictured in OP. What's even more sad, is the fact I knew (before even reading the article) they did a few follow ups on bat boy...
Can't say they aren't "creative" or "original".

Wait....

There are fortune cookies that really DO tell the future?! Awe yeah, I want some of them with my chow mein and egg rolls, yo.

I am horribly guilty of reading these in the checkout line

But since this IS a conspiracy site, what if Men in Black was right about that being the best investigative reporting out there? Things that make you go hmmmmm....

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No, I don't actually buy a copy. I grab one, turn around with my cart, find a nice quiet shopping aisle with a place to sit down and READ IT FOR FREE!!! This is how most of my time wasting is done while shopping. I know, I'm a cheap skate, but hey, it's not like I'm shoplifting.

The original "onion news".
It has to be made as a joke, the writers of it must laugh and laugh.