STOP PRESS: 'Envoy' Rodman brokers peace with North Korea!

"EX-NBA star Dennis Rodman hung out with North Korea's Kim Jong Un on the third day of his improbable journey to Pyongyang"

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A veritable deus ex machina was needed to solve the North Korean issue and... we got it!

Sheltered North Koreans. Can't you see those two in the back. Totally confused. They are wondering how he didn't die in the fire. Lil Kim, he's having way to much fun. People might start to question the dear leader if he keeps this crap up.

Is Rodman hurting that much for cash?

I spy with my little eye..... the modern day Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

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Originally posted by FlySolo
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Well I'll be a...

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Wow. That's pretty crazy. How do we know you aren't Kim?

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lol no. It just seemed like a no-brainer to me at the time. In fact, I think we can solve most of the world's problems this way. All the president's men are not invited.

Young Kim loves Basketball, especially the Chicago Bulls.


Makes me wonder why he would threaten to attack the U.S. He won't have his favorite sport or team to watch anymore!

Worm

Let's vote him off the continent.

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Dennis Rodman is the Kramer of our times.

Love that guy.

Not pictured...Luc Longley, who was getting refreshments for the group.

Originally posted by FlySolo
Well I'll be a...

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PINKO SPOTTED!!

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Damn fine call

They are listening

Serious.

Originally posted by FlySolo
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This is exactly what I said ten days ago. Check it out.
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/tinfoil hat on

That's does it... from now on I'm keeping my distance from your posts pal. That freaky alien ability you have is making me feel all violated and such.

*shiver*

/tinfoil hat off



(... come to think of it, so long as you're posting in here, perhaps I'll keep my anti-alien-laser-deflector on, just in case)

/tinfoil hat on

Hay Nixon broke the Ice with China from Ping Pong tournaments, and dear leader loved him some Micheal Jordan,I say do waddeva it takes to get that guy's finger off the nuke button..

North Korean leader Kim Jong Eun’s interest in basketball goes back to before Dennis Rodman’s visit this week, when the two of them reportedly watched a basketball game together. His father, eccentric dictator Kim Jong Il, reportedly also loved the sport. You might even say that he was obsessed.

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I give it 2 weeks. Kim Jung Un walking around with pink hair and a basketball with his baby momma.

Originally posted by Bacardi
I give it 2 weeks. Kim Jung Un walking around with pink hair and a basketball with his baby momma.

We should hope better to be a Hollyweird wanna-be than a jerk with WMD.

Rodman is a very deep fellow, and this may actually amount to something very good. Dennis Rodman will soon have a statue of himself up in some great square in North Korea, to be honored and adored just like he likes, which doesn't hurt anyone and may help the world heal a bit quicker. Yay Dennis!

The key to Rodman's rebounding prowess was not his height (listed at 6'7") but rather in his skill at "positioning" (to block out his opponent and be in the right place at the right time to anticipate the rebound). His fame and notorieity is further enhanced by his flamboyance. Likewise being "positioned" to "be in the right place at the right time" and having some notoriety to gain the attention and respect of one's adversary serves the foreign service (ambassador) mission as well. Well done, Dennis.

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How does he justify schmoozin' with an "imperialist pig" like that?