My solution to guns!

It's all about insecurity right? if we were all hulking people; 15 foot tall, weighing a ton we wouldn't even have the controversial debates on guns. Am I right? Everyone would be on even grounds. So let them take our guns and instead ASK FOR GENETIC MODIFICATION!

I have always wanted to be Wonder Woman! Those gold cuffs are rad.... where do I sign up for my cape and boots?

I guess that I'm more easily satisfied than most; All I ever wanted was a.......... tail (although, I'd NEVER use it to hold nails). That extra hand................. wonderful. I would truly feel able to face all the world's challenges with a tail.

I don't want to be green. I don't want to be musclebound and green, and I damn sure don't want to be 15-feet tall, because I HATE to sew, and a person needs at least a loincloth.............

reply to post by argentus


See, but that's the problem! Now you'll have a disadvantage against everyone else!

if everyone was the hulk, we wouldn't have invented guns in the first place, instead smashing each other up with the Eiffel tower and such

reply to post by Versus


You think a tail would be a measurable advantage against being terrifying, 15-feet tall and immeasurably strong? That's not even taking into account the jump-a-mile thang. (of course, most of you wouldn't be able to make your own clothes, so there's that vulnerability)

reply to post by argentus


What's to stop us from hunting your tail then?

reply to post by argentus


clothes?

whos going to laugh at your tiny green weeny when you can punch them so hard they will fly into next week!

no good - hulk get bigger gun.



hulk no smash, hulk peaceful. hulk only shoot bad man.