New Member...Old Creeper...New Conspiricy

First off, I Just want to give a formal "hello" to all the ATS members new and old. I always seem to come to this site to read everyones posts and kill time. I've always been a believer of the unbelievable and this site gave me good oppinions on both sides of the fence with lots of juicy discussions....


I have a little conspiricy theory of my own, its just a little conspiricy of mine that I think is worthy of Discussion...
Let me hear what you guys think !


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Welcome to ATS, it’s time to introduce yourself.

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Please refer to the final post for more on this....

reply to post by Chudface


Welcome to ATS. I'm Des, the goat farmer.

We have a little 20 post rule around here. In this thread we get to talk about the cheese sandwich you may, or may not, like. Other things like, how you found ATS and little chit chat about you. When you reach the magic 20 posts required to post a thread on gun control, so we don't shoot up all our Alien bro's, you can start that thread in the proper forum.

So, let's chit chat....

Des

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okay, fair enough.... I got all excited and made a mess on my pant leg, you know how it is with rookies. I can only talk about a cheese sandwich 19 different ways. I feel that making 20 posts about unimportant information actually makes me look like more of a noob than I actually am. I have been following the site for about 5 years now, reading....creaping....yelling my replys to your posts to the screen in front of me....finally decided what the hell, my new job gives me lots of dead time in front of a computer so why not get started.... We all had to start somewhere right Nice to lyrically meet you Des the goat farmer

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Glad you decided to take the plunge. Here's your Welcome to ATS *goat starter kit*.

No reason for me to have all the fun....



That's Gracie and her new kid Bethie...

Des

A hearty thigh slapping welcome to ya.

Welcome Chudface To The Community

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Try Ask ATS to find numerous threads to add your thoughts to now. Once a minimum of 20 posts are made, you'll be able to create your own threads & send out messages to fellow ATS members.

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haha thanks guys... I'm sure we will all be good internet friends soon enough! And don't worry, I used to be a stand up comedian so I'm used to having a lot of stuff thrown at me. It's all in good fun

reply to post by Chudface


Hey, I'm a new member too, welcome to ATS.

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Those 20 posts will fly by. Just reply to every post made to you here, in your intro thread. How are you doing with your goat starter kit....

If a sad eyed rabbit, named Beezzer comes along with some Welcome cookies for you....don't eat them. He always thinks the noobs will believe those really are raisins....Beez has a strange sense of humor...

Des