Beezzer's End of the World Journal

WHERE"S THE BIG KABOOM?

You have made my day so much better B. Much Thx!

This just came over the wires.

www.endofworld.net...

All units, be advised. Be on the look out for a white rabbit equipped with Mad Max paraphernalia, blinking at abnormally slow speeds (during which suspect may display signs of momentary paranoia,) and carrying copious quantities or resented turkey bacon. Subject is unarmed apart from aforementioned resented turkey bacon and should be considered extremely cute and possibly sleepy, over.

I Propose a list of members who make stupid predictions that stuff will happen by certain said date!
Let call them out for less than accurate future tellers that they are. I am leaving If I hear another run for the hills n this date thread on this site. What a waste of time those threads are. The chance of these threads being right is like the chance of a TSA agent catching a real terrorist before hand.. Not gonna happen not in this life time! Let make the list happen and feel free to put yourself on the list if you know your gonna be called out anyway. Run for the hills on this date equals ignore! Whose with me on this! Let's call out the fer mongering doom days proclaimers of any date or future date! I bet it be a mile long.

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Um, did you happen to see what "forum" this thread was in?

By the way, welcome to ATS and I hope you enjoyed my end of the world survivor thread.

Originally posted by beezzer
Star Date, December 20th, A little after 7 pm

I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

I've hoarded all their food in their rapid departure.

I was going to kill, skin and preserve all the pets they left behind, but all anyone left was a goldfish.

I named it Carl.

Will check in after a bit.

I didn't know bunny farts smelled that bad that they could clear a whole apartment building. I guess I'm always learning something new.

That goldfish, Carl, ask him if he's my reincarnated father. Don't pay any attention to anything he has to say after that if he says he is. I'll deny everything, nobody should believe a fish.

I never started a Journal on the end of the world. Never create evidence that can be used against you. Wait, I'm screwing up and entering comments that will be around forever. I better quit while I'm only a little behind.

Beezer, Well done, you are a true survivalist!

I don't know what you're doing today, but is there any chance of you donning an abandoned postal uniform and delivering some mail??

Originally posted by owlwoman
Beezer, Well done, you are a true survivalist!

I don't know what you're doing today, but is there any chance of you donning an abandoned postal uniform and delivering some mail??

Yeah, just as long as no-one sees the "ATS" brand I have on my shoulder!

Seriously!

Your secret is safe with me.