ATS attention whore survival guide

I am #3 all the way...

All the "Attention Whore's" present and accounted for.

Carry on...

reply to post by lupodigubbio

0.Writes a comment before reading the entire OP or watching the video suggested by the OP.
1.Is uncomfortable in threads in which he or she is not the center of attention
2.Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4.Consistently uses bad humor to draw attention to self
5.Has a style of writing that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6.Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7.Their avatars, signatures and usernames are as attention-seeking as they are.
8.Plague the special interest forums they "hate" the most. (2012, even though they have stated a million times nothing will happen, Secret Societies even though in their eyes "there is no such thing as Illuminati" etc)

I think I know the exact ones who you are speaking about.

You forgot # 9...the constant changing of avatars.



Star and Flag OP!

reply to post by lupodigubbio

It is a hopeless battle that you WILL lose. Just swallow your pride and do not reply, go on your own tangent.

This might infuriate the whore and provoke their anger but you have to be strong. They might even bring over some fellow bullies to derail your thread with lame attempts at "well-intentioned" humor at your expense, of course, but just let the haters hate.

I appreciate your advice but it's very easy to beat them at their own game and send them into complete meltdown which is usually when they call in for their "back up".



This thread is brilliant !!!

Originally posted by schuyler
reply to post by lupodigubbio

 

9. Engage in pointless rants nobody cares about.

10, Participating in a "pointless rant" that no one cares about.

If it is uncared for, why participate?

reply to post by Spike Spiegle

I often refer to myself as a Ninja, when I see a Slayer or RA thread I instantly flag it and reply with a

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

"Mary had a little NINJA lamb its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went, the NINJA lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day, which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play, to see a NINJA lamb at school.
And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about till Mary did appear.
"Why does the NINJA lamb love Mary so?" the eager children cry;
"Why, Mary loves the NINJA lamb, you know" the teacher did reply."

Originally posted by votan
So who is the bigger whore on ats?

I prefer the term "Male Escort"

Originally posted by schuyler
reply to post by lupodigubbio

 

9. Engage in pointless rants nobody cares about.

Yeah, can't tell if serious or not.. but ummm

8.Plague the special interest forums they "hate" the most. (2012, even though they have stated a million times nothing will happen, Secret Societies even though in their eyes "there is no such thing as Illuminati" etc)

Way to go into the rants forum and complain about... rants.

double post