Hello ATS, They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!

Im new here, but I have been around for awhile. I've seen lots of shenanigans and hooligans come and go in my years and finally decided to make an alter me.

I am much into the Philosophy and Metaphysics with a dash of Secret Societies, Science and Technology, Aliens and UFO's, Conspiracies in Religions, Origins and Creationism and Ancient and Lost Civilizations.

All things hidden.

Polytics = Many Bloodsuckers, so you most likely wont see me there.

I like to write and learn so this seems like the perfect place to do so.

My favorite color is gold, I like long walks on the beach, Portuguese food, Merlot, Puppies, to watch things grow, to read, and Bacon. Everything is true on the Internet and I'm NOT a French model.

So lets do this thing ATS and remember... Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT after you!

reply to post by ElleLachyme


Bacon ugh...super crispy bacon........ Oh hey sorry didn't see you there for a sec. Welcome and enjoy your stay

reply to post by ElleLachyme


Okay, Your opening thread and title cracked me up. Not to mention you poked fun at my favorite commercial. Btw I like merlot, puppies, and bacon too. Maybe we could get along great! haha
Welcome to ATS, Enjoy

reply to post by PurpleVortex
No. Not super crispy, kind of chewy, but cooked.

I'm here... see.

reply to post by Katharos62191
Thank you. I try to have a sense of humor, and okay, I crack myself up sometimes.

Medium bodied porky puppies... yay!

Probably so.

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