What Procedure Would You Take If You Found a Dead ET/Alien + Air Craft

First, I would wrap myself up in a protective garment, boots, head covering and gloves. Put on a N95 respirator, leave no trace of my DNA....

I would take video, pictures and sterile DNA samples. Possibly hide the body if I had an accomplice. Then I would go to a local store to make copies of photos, making sure to have copies on multiple thumb drives, then send snail mail to multiple trusted peeps....bury a few items....

Then I would sit down, probably get drunk on the reality of my discovery, wake up with a hangover then go from there.....These situations must have a plan already in place.

**Note** I would not use ANY device with GPS location device but old school video and camera!! Use klicks for distance and location.

This thread sure got me thinking though!

I made a thread similar to this one a few months back and if I remember correctly, everyone wanted to cook and eat the alien

But really, Id take pictures, try to take something from the crash site for proof, then skiddadle out of there before the authorities got there. I would be a losing battle if I decided to fight the authorities or their story.

reply to post by Starwise


The reasoning for the GPS is when i released it to EVERYONE.. with backups and what not scattered to high heaven, is that will allow EVERYONE to know where it was.. avoiding to the best of my ability to keep it from being covered up..

Grim

reply to post by FeelingPure


i would immediately go and look for artifacts and weapons, take what ever i could and hide it. i would then document it and take a photograph, i would then take another photograph with a second camera and hide that.

i would then go find the internet from another ip address open a new ats account burn through 20 posts and then post the information and pics. i would than leave the area were i logged on to the internet never to return and would be wearing stuff to hid my face so im not being tracked by security camera and i would only use cash were ever i go.

i then would make 10,000 of copy's of the photos and report and send it everywhere i can think of, and then i would start hitting up random ip addresses to make the info go viral. if they hadn't caught me by then, i would gather my hidden alien artifacts and try to get back in with everyday life and keep the artifacts in a safe place. if it was unable for me to infuse back into society i would disappear never to been seen again.

but what ever happened i would seek out trustworthy scientists to study the artifacts and from there i would decide what to do with them.

perform the sacred intergalactic last rights ceremony for the deceased

I'd take considerable samples FIRST, including detailed pictures and video to catalog everything. If there's any obvious portable technology, take it.
I'd then call someone trusted to come do the same while I went to stash samples, pictures, and video someplace; not a safety deposit box, not my house, not anywhere that might be seized or searched, or interfered with by spooks or anyone else.

If there's more than one body, then grab a body too during sampling. If only one body, leave it.

Given time for trusted peep to perform backup sampling with pictures, video, physical evidence, artifacts, tissue samples, pieces of debris just as I had done, the next step would be to call the media.

Media before authorities. Authorities could show up any minute anyway.

Let the media take over, and disappear from the story all together.
All evidence, documentation, artifacts, and even extra body if taken serve as fail safe should media get silenced.

Carefully categorize and examine all evidence collected with samples of samples sent for testing, and examination by credible reliable sources that have absolutely nothing to do with UFOs.

Send backups of all media documentation to several sources for safe keeping, and examination including 3rd party sources like Iron Mountain.

If media gets squashed by all the paranoid fantasies told time and again made manifest as real, then, orchestrate a reveal of all evidence collected and under examination through as many outlets as can be done, anonymously as possible, or allowing someone else that was at the scene to take credit for finding the stuff where they'll possibly even be on the road to doing so already.

get an 'alien' holloween costume on , hide in the bushes next to crash site , jump out and scare the government clean-up crew when they get there.