What needs to be done.

What needs to be done.

1. Term limits on everyone, everywhere.
2. Pay for politicians? Gone. It's called being a public servant, suck it up, puddin'.
3. Healthcare for pols? Gone.
4. Retirement package for pols? Gone.
5. Taxes? Everyone ponies up! It'll pay for bridges and military. Everything else? Forget it!
6. Military. YOU hurt us, we turn your country into a fracking parking lot. No more of this "heart and minds" bull poop!
7. Immigration. You want to come here? WHY??? To work? Great. To leach? There's the door, sugarbritches.
8. ACA, Obamacare. SEE-YA! Start treating people, docs. Wanna pay less? Any time a lawyer starts talking, punch them in the throat.
9. Lobbyists. Treat them like 12-point bucks in season. Nuff said.
10. TSA? Gone! DHS? Gone! Go back to freakin "Grope-astan"!!!

Simple solutions for simple problems.

Politicians are the ones that make it complicated.

(rant over)

Sorry.

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Loved it. Rare that I get a laugh.

Originally posted by Philodemus
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Loved it. Rare that I get a laugh.

Sometimes I just need to vent.

Lu-uve! the rant forum.

I think you missed a couple items.

Originally posted by ObjectZero
I think you missed a couple items.

I missed a bunch of items.

This was just off the top of my head.

HaHa op

This world is so screwed
An entity from space would do a better job managing this planet

America is dead.

Politicians are the vultures picking clean the corpse.

Originally posted by corvuscorrax
America is dead.

Politicians are the vultures picking clean the corpse.

Then we should rise up as a zombie nation and eat the face of the world!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by corvuscorrax
America is dead.

Politicians are the vultures picking clean the corpse.

Then we should rise up as a zombie nation and eat the face of the world!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ug, if I'm coming back as a zombie I'd rather spend my undead life trying to chase down a eat a horse then eat a slimy politician, even if they’re all fat, slow and easy to catch.

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Ha, awesome.

I posted a very similar plan a few months ago. Only my plan had anyone serving in public office payed minimum wage. I like your idea better. And anyone ever associated with an organization that earns more than $500 mil. A year can never hold a public office.

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If you take away all politians benifits what would their insentive be to do any work?
Not like they actually work anyway but still.

Originally posted by knowledgedesired
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If you take away all politians benifits what would their insentive be to do any work?
Not like they actually work anyway but still.

edit on 25-10-2012 by knowledgedesired because: (no reason given)

We would just end up with people wanting to do the right thing!

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That's the point.

They're only politicians because it's profitable, if they can't gain anything from it they wouldn't be doing it. You would see all the rats jump ship. Then we might actually get people who will fix stuff.

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How many people do you think will work for free?

Would you work all day everyday for free?

I agree they are over paid but still think people deserve compensation.

If they dedicate all their time working for free how do you expect them to support themself?

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I think you are missing the point.

Not paying them was Beezzer's idea, not mine. I like it, but it is unreasonable.

The point is that being a politicians is too profitable, and that is why people become politicians these days. I'm sure that someone else can come up with something better. But the general idea should hold. Make sure decisions made while in office are not going to profit the person making the decisions.

If worked out properly it will ensure the people in office are there because they care about serving their community and country, not to benefit themselves and their friends.

Originally posted by beezzer
What needs to be done.

1. Term limits on everyone, everywhere.

what age do I expire?

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by corvuscorrax
America is dead.

Politicians are the vultures picking clean the corpse.

Then we should rise up as a zombie nation and eat the face of the world!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I nominate Beezer for Zombie Nation President!