Anti-Debate Thread

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too...

reply to post by Sublimecraft


Very cool my friend!

reply to post by Komonazmuk

I knew that was going to happen and where the eff is that zoo?

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
OK, most people are going to be glued to the debate and arguing about it over in the politics forum. I say we do an anti-debate thread and discuss.... anything other that the debate!!

Shew, I'm soooooo tired of politics!

I think that IS already what all the other threads running now outside of the 2 dealing with the recent debate are about. The only difference between this thread and all those others, is those actually have an alternate topic to discuss. This one doesn't and if it acquires one there will be no way for the casual user to find it searching thread titles, so basically and largely pointless. I admit - I don't know why I am here...

The great folks of ATS have already asked the question...What would you like to discuss?

Seems like you are asking this question again as the topic of a thread.

What would we like to discuss?

Perhaps on second thought you should just have posted a rant against those political threads unless you are starting up your own discussion board as sort of a parasitical life form attached to ATS.

If that was your goal sorry, my apologies because you are doing great!

meh, musta been somethin to it, we managed to kill a couple hours and got up to three pages ... just chillin!