The best blonde joke EVER!!!

3 blondes are in the woods camping.While 1 of them is going to the toilet, the other 2 decide to play a trick on her. So they kill a squirrel, and put its guts in her droppings behind her, then run off. 2 hours later, they see her coming back and ask what took her so long. She says,"I pooped so hard, my guts came out so I had to shove them back in"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*yawn*

That was a...mediocre...blonde joke.

No i liked even though im not too into toilet humour.

Did anyone see Harry Hill last night.

that was...weak to say the least.

No way this is a good-ish joke.

seen it before. sorry. try harder, much harder

Tough crowd. But alas I have to agree, I have seen and heard better

Originally posted by FredT
Tough crowd. But alas I have to agree, I have seen and heard better

Well you're making a job for yourself when making claims of it being the best EVER.

How about this one?

A blonde was driving home one night. She had the radio on, and it was talking about how dumb blondes are. She gets mad at it and turns it off. So anyways, she sees a blonde in a boat trying to row through a corn field. She gets out of her car and yells "It's blondes like you who give us a bad name! If I could swim out there, I'd kick your butt!"

Well, maybe not that great..

EDIT: Forgot about profanity.

[Edited on 19-10-2004 by Dimitri]

Bah.


What's the difference between a blonde and a man?












The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Originally posted by Banshee
Bah.


What's the difference between a blonde and a man?






The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Now that's funny!!!

That joke is a variation of a hunting joke I heard back in 1973. It's much longer and funnier too!