Should i buckle my seatbelt?

Hello all,

Thought i would introduce myself, I am a critical thinker from a classified location in North America. Looking forward to participating.

I have some friends and family already in the tin foil hat club and hope that i can as well.

Look forward to denying ignorance as the slogan says.

Hello BOQ,

Actually seatbelts are frowned upon here....we like to see the ignorance smashed against the wind shield....

And watch your step, I think there is still some ignorance left from the last fellow....

May I ask why your location is classified?

Hope you enjoy your time here

reply to post by coven83


To be honest, the reason my location will remain classified is because who knows what you will be persecuted for in these crazy times. Facebook posts, random public statements, comments made on a conspiracy website

I am sure they could track me down easily enough, but lets say iam out in the woods squatching (Bigfoot joke)

reply to post by BaneOfQuo


You came prepared...all buckled up I see....Welcome to ATS.....here is your complimentary welcome gift.

The *official* ATS 2012 Tinfoil Hardhat......guaranteed to protect you from mind invasive frequencies, and all falling celestial objects......Wear it with pride.....



Des

reply to post by Destinyone

Haha thank you.

Should i input my credit card info and SIN number jk

Thank you for the welcome

Welcome Critical Thinker...

Answer to your question: Of course.

Take it from someone whose been spanked by an ATS Mod & I ain't mentioning any names....LOL

reply to post by BaneOfQuo


Welcome BOQ...


I am a critical thinker


That will be put to the test, so stay Frosty...


In the scrum or on the sidelines, enjoy your time here...

Hey, welcome and enjoy your stay sir. But don't buckle up yet, you will know when to...

Welcome to ATS!
Have a drink, sit down.
Tell us about yourself, your likes dislikes, age, address, phone number, number of dependants, bank account numbers, Etc.
We'd like to compare your answers to our records.
Just kiddin, it's all just entertainment.
Please don't take anything here serious, it might cause ulcers.

reply to post by BaneOfQuo


Welcome to ATS !

A seatbelt ??

Yes. Always a good idea...





Have fun & enjoy !

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Oh... make sure you use the bathroom first.

welcome to you bud hope to see you about in the future