Joke of the Year:

A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us. In the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President of the United States, and now the whole country is looking for work.”

Thought you guys might like this. There is not enough funny on ATS.

That is probably the BEST Obama joke I have heard!

Kudos to you for sharing this gem!

And You're a Centrist???

Interesting...

Originally posted by DJM8507
And You're a Centrist???

Yes. Centrist means you are not offended by jokes. But I do lean republican.