posted on Aug, 8 2012 @ 10:28 AM
My word, the evilness of allowing a child near beer! Think of the children! How will they live to adulthood in this era if they had an ounce or
two of BEER?! You monsters.
In case no one could tell, that was sarcasm. Seriously, how many thousands of years have we been making brewsky now? And how many thousands of years
have kids of any age been drinking it? Didn't seem to stall out the species any, did it? It befuddles me how something that for so many thousands of
years was a common drink for people is so bastardized now. Never mind that our water will no longer kill us by so much as looking at it (then again,
it depends on which theorist you ask) Fact of the matter is, the young of this species not only survived just FINE on varying alcohol percentages in
beer batches in previous eras, but carried on to reproduce yet another generation. And again, and again, and again. Abuse my hind end. This is what
happens when we forget out roots, our origins. We turn mundane every day things into The. Worst. Thing. EVAR.